Jump to content
Banner by ~ Kyoshi Frost Wolf

Ask Rainbow


Melody Word

Recommended Posts

Hold on. I've got a funny idea, considering it's illegal to get divorced here (for some reason), I'm going to throw RD in a jail cell and FS back at her appartment.

 

*does so*

 

*one hour later*

 

OK, Dashie, you're free.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Hold on. I've got a funny idea, considering it's illegal to get divorced here (for some reason), I'm going to throw RD in a jail cell and FS back at her appartment.

 

*does so*

 

*one hour later*

 

OK, Dashie, you're free.

 

Dash: Uhhhhhhh, why was I in jail?

Rainbow: should we tell them?


P R O F E S S I O N A L F A N G I R L

Link to comment
Share on other sites

No, it's funnier this way. Say, why don't you go over to Fluttershy's?

 

Dash: uh, ok.

*goes to Fluttershy's house*

Dash: Hey Fluttershy!

Fluttershy: Dash?! Why we're you in jail?

Dash: I don't know...


P R O F E S S I O N A L F A N G I R L

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Notice anything different?

 

*sees her wedding ring*

Dash: What?!

*Fluttershy sees her own ring*

Fluttershy: What?

*Dash realizes she married Fluttershy*

Dash: WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENED?!


P R O F E S S I O N A L F A N G I R L

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nope. You can only get divorced in Antarctica (for some reason) and it's colder here than in the place the people reading this are at, so, you might as well just deal with it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nope. You can only get divorced in Antarctica (for some reason) and it's colder here than in the place the people reading this are at, so, you might as well just deal with it.

 

Dash: *sigh* I'll deal with it for now, but if I ever get a boyfriend, I'm going to Antarctica.


P R O F E S S I O N A L F A N G I R L

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, if you do, pack 17,657 scarves. It's really freaking cold there. Like, it's been said to be over 9,000 degrees below 0, and that's just in celceus.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, if you do, pack 17,657 scarves. It's really freaking cold there. Like, it's been said to be over 9,000 degrees below 0, and that's just in celceus.

 

Dash: will do....... stinking love poison.


P R O F E S S I O N A L F A N G I R L

Link to comment
Share on other sites

*status update: Fluttershy is now married to Rainbow Dash*

 

RD, look at your FB.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

*deletes comment*

 

Also, there aren't any english speaking people in Antarctica. They only speak a language nopony can understand.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Join the herd!

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...