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Talk to Sweetie Belle.

 

Scootaloo: so Sweetie, yeah wanna hook up with a certain Scootaloo?

Sweetie Belle: 0.0 no.

Scootaloo: aw come on baby no one doesn't like a little Scootaloo!

Sweetie Belle: your insane.

Scootaloo: insane with love maybe.

*Sweetie Belle walks away*

Scootaloo: she'll be back. They always want a bit more of Scootaloo.


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Wait, I thought Sweetie Belle was under a love poison with Scoots.

 

Yeah, but not the MA Scootaloo who she was just talking to. It's the this world Scootaloo she was love poisoned with.


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Ok, I still have that needle. Hmmmm.

 

*injects Love Poison neele into Sweetie Belle*

 

Well, MA Scoots, you may now have her.

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Ok, I still have that needle. Hmmmm.

 

*injects Love Poison neele into Sweetie Belle*

 

Well, MA Scoots, you may now have her.

 

MA Scootaloo: yes!

Sweetie Belle: Scootall Wootall!

MA Scootaloo: that's me, God of love.


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Wait, what happens if somepony is under the spell of love poison with two people?

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Wait, what happens if somepony is under the spell of love poison with two people?

 

MA Scootaloo: even more fun!

Melody: I don't know...... this might be interesting.

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Doctor, what do you think might happen?

 

Doctor: well whatever love poison ship is weaker, will die, and the other one will keep going. By that mean that one pony will probably stop loving Sweetie Belle, but the other won't.


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Hold on. What if the more lp you give somepony, the more they'll love the other person. Now, who could we test this on?

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Oh Trixie!

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Hold on. What if the more lp you give somepony, the more they'll love the other person. Now, who could we test this on?

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Oh Trixie!

 

Trixie: The great and power Trixie has arrived! What did you want?


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Hold on, Twi!

 

Twilight: Yes? Anything you need help wi-

*sees Trixie*

Twilight: Trixie. How's the show going?

Trixie: good, better than whatever your doing.

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Drink this.

 

*gives them love poison disguised as Dr. Pepper*

 

*Twi's has one once more*

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Drink this.

 

*gives them love poison disguised as Dr. Pepper*

 

*Twi's has one once more*

 

Trixie: Twily Whiley!

Twilight: Trixie Wixie honey bun!

Derpy: looks like you were right.


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Priest: Jesus Christ, lets just get this one over quick. You may now kiss the bride.

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Priest: Jesus Christ, lets just get this one over quick. You may now kiss the bride.

 

*they kiss*

*shippers go insane*

(O.o there have been a lot of marriages)

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(Yeah, might as well face it I'm addicted to shipping)

 

So, where's Button?

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(Yeah, might as well face it I'm addicted to shipping)

 

So, where's Button?

 

Thrackerzod: How should i, a normal human who does not have a GPS in their brain, know that?........ He is at the school.


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