Strangest injury you've had?

[Jack Dirt 81]

I fell down a WHOLE flight of stairs once. My husband wouldn't let me move, and called an ambulance. I spent the day in the hospital, but luckily nothing was broken. I was so battered and bruised though that I could hardly move for days. The cause? I was doing the laundry, and forgot to add softener. I ran to beat the rinse cycle, and didn't have my glasses on. My depth perception is highly flawed. I missed the first two steps, and went flying!

 

Oh, I broke my big toe on my right foot by kicking a box of paper at an office supply store. It wasn't lined up right with the others. I found out the hard way that it wasn't lined up, because there was an electrical junction box behind that row. The box didn't move  and my toe went *CRUNCH!* Literally. I felt the bone crunch, and wow did it hurt! I walked funny for weeks.

 

 

About a year later I broke the pinkie toe on my right foot by dropping a fire extinguisher on it while I was wearing sandals. My pinkie toe swelled up real big, and turned a seriously deep angry purple!

Ew!

I think these three story's are top tier worthy. Also when I fell backwards into the washing machine it didn't hurt which was odd.