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Jingle Bells parody lyrics *opinions please*


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  1. 1. Which one is better?

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Hey, guys. Did you miss me? Sorry for being away for away for a while.

 

As some of you may know, I’ve been doing some projects for the holidays. So far, I’m nearly finished with my Silent Night song and I recently done the lyrics for the parody version of Jingle Bells, which will have me singing as the Joker, Deadpool and Discord... well, I actually wrote two versions of it. One has each character making fun of their respective rivals and the other has them insulting each other. I’m going to be singing them out soon but it’s still a working progress and I might change the lyrics from time to time.

 

I’m pretty much stuck on deciding on which version to use as my final piece. That’s where your opinions come in. You can vote which one is better and/or leave a comment concerning them.

 

Version 1

Deadpool

 

Jingle Bells, Wolverine smells

He’s short on deodorant

Big Blackbird lost its wing

Cos I got paid cha-ching!

 

Jingle Bells, Weasel smells

Can’t get his own cheesy puffs

Bobby’s got some stealthy skills

But his timing often kills

 

Flying through the sky

With Discord on the sleigh

A bomb strapped to his back

Beeping all the way

 

Joker’s on my list

And I’m dressed as Santy

And I gave him a little pressie

Which exploded like dynamite

 

Jingle Bells, Joker smells

What’s up with his tacky suits?

Lady Deadpool seems alright

But Harley Quinn’s my pretty beaut

 

Jingle Bells, Discord smells

He’s making chocolate rain

What I think, it’s frightening

As Mister Tom Hardy’s Bane

 

Discord

 

Jingle bells, Twilight smells

Pinkie laid an egg

Rarity thinks Applejack stinks

Rainbow crashed into some trash

 

Jingle Bells, Chaos sells

How can you hate chocolate rain?

Might as well, get set up

For a great big storm up

 

Deadpool, what’cha wearing?

What’s up with that stench?

Do you always wear something like that

Or did you take a dump on that bench?

 

Joker was once on stage

When he was at young age

He told a joke about science

And there’s was a two-minute silence

 

Jingle Bells, Joker smells

As crazy as he may be

But with a one-track mind

His plans would suck to a T

 

Jingle Bells, Deadpool smells

His jokes are fall of dread

He seems bent, a little dense

A life bar fell right on his head

 

Joker

 

Jingle Bells, Batman smells

Robin laid an egg

Batmobile lost its wheel

The Joker got away

 

Jingle Bells, Batman smells

Batgirl flew away

Laughing gas on the way

Had it coming anyway

 

Deadpool’s locked behind bars

What a delightful thought

He’s been stuck for hours

Desperate for a poopie pot

 

Bomb stuck in Discord’s throat

I heard a timer tick

And the next thing I knew

There’s no lolly for him to lick

 

Jingle Bells, Deadpool smells

Bobby crapped a poop

Attention span’s like a boot

His chimchanga’s burned to soot

 

Jingle Bells, Discord smells

Fluttershy flew away

Soon I’ll be done with him,

I’ll certainly make her more slim

 

 

Version 2

Deadpool

 

Jingle Bells, Wolverine smells

He’s short on deodorant

Big Blackbird lost its wing

Cos I got paid cha-ching!

 

Jingle Bells, Weasel smells

Can’t get his own cheesy puffs

Bobby’s got some stealthy skills

But his timing often kills

 

Just got another contract

Loaded up the pressies

Got Bobby running sleigh

Laughing all the way

 

MODOK’s on the list

Disguised myself as Spidey

Handed him a great big pressie

Which contained some big fat dynamite

 

Jingle Bells, Joker smells

What’s up with his tacky suits?

My lady-self seems alright

But Harley Quinn’s my pretty beaut

 

Jingle Bells, Discord smells

He’s making chocolate rain

What I think, it’s frightening

As Tom Hardy’s Bane

 

Discord

 

Jingle bells, Twilight smells

Pinkie laid an egg

Rarity thinks Applejack stinks

Rainbow crashed into some trash

 

Jingle Bells, Chaos sells

How can you hate chocolate rain?

Might as well, get set up

For a great big storm up

 

Ponyville here I come

Pegasus ponies on the sleigh

Flying through the night

Laughing all the way

 

Dropping loads of presents

Falling down the chimneys

Inside them contained just bricks

All signed by the Mane Six

 

Jingle Bells, Joker smells

As crazy as he may be

But with a one-track mind

His plans would suck to a T

 

Jingle Bells, Deadpool smells

His jokes are fall of dread

He seems bent, a little dense

A life bar fell right on his head

 

Joker

 

Jingle Bells, Batman smells

Robin laid an egg

Batmobile lost its wheel

The Joker got away

 

Jingle Bells, Batman smells

Batgirl flew away

Laughing gas on the way

Had it coming anyway

 

Batman’s down the road

In his lame batmobile

Remote control in hand

Next moment won’t be bland

 

Pressed this big red button

Then one big Christmas Tree

Came zooming and crashing fast

Laughing all the whee!

 

Jingle Bells, Deadpool smells

Bobby crapped a poop

Attention span’s like a boot

His chimchanga’s burned like soot

 

Jingle Bells, Discord smells

Fluttershy flew away

Soon I’ll be done with him,

I’ll certainly make her more slim

 

 

I’m RandomSelect. Thanks for checking.

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