RandomSelect 36 November 12, 2014 Share November 12, 2014 (edited) Hey, guys. Did you miss me? Sorry for being away for away for a while. As some of you may know, I’ve been doing some projects for the holidays. So far, I’m nearly finished with my Silent Night song and I recently done the lyrics for the parody version of Jingle Bells, which will have me singing as the Joker, Deadpool and Discord... well, I actually wrote two versions of it. One has each character making fun of their respective rivals and the other has them insulting each other. I’m going to be singing them out soon but it’s still a working progress and I might change the lyrics from time to time. I’m pretty much stuck on deciding on which version to use as my final piece. That’s where your opinions come in. You can vote which one is better and/or leave a comment concerning them. Version 1 Deadpool Jingle Bells, Wolverine smells He’s short on deodorant Big Blackbird lost its wing Cos I got paid cha-ching! Jingle Bells, Weasel smells Can’t get his own cheesy puffs Bobby’s got some stealthy skills But his timing often kills Flying through the sky With Discord on the sleigh A bomb strapped to his back Beeping all the way Joker’s on my list And I’m dressed as Santy And I gave him a little pressie Which exploded like dynamite Jingle Bells, Joker smells What’s up with his tacky suits? Lady Deadpool seems alright But Harley Quinn’s my pretty beaut Jingle Bells, Discord smells He’s making chocolate rain What I think, it’s frightening As Mister Tom Hardy’s Bane Discord Jingle bells, Twilight smells Pinkie laid an egg Rarity thinks Applejack stinks Rainbow crashed into some trash Jingle Bells, Chaos sells How can you hate chocolate rain? Might as well, get set up For a great big storm up Deadpool, what’cha wearing? What’s up with that stench? Do you always wear something like that Or did you take a dump on that bench? Joker was once on stage When he was at young age He told a joke about science And there’s was a two-minute silence Jingle Bells, Joker smells As crazy as he may be But with a one-track mind His plans would suck to a T Jingle Bells, Deadpool smells His jokes are fall of dread He seems bent, a little dense A life bar fell right on his head Joker Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost its wheel The Joker got away Jingle Bells, Batman smells Batgirl flew away Laughing gas on the way Had it coming anyway Deadpool’s locked behind bars What a delightful thought He’s been stuck for hours Desperate for a poopie pot Bomb stuck in Discord’s throat I heard a timer tick And the next thing I knew There’s no lolly for him to lick Jingle Bells, Deadpool smells Bobby crapped a poop Attention span’s like a boot His chimchanga’s burned to soot Jingle Bells, Discord smells Fluttershy flew away Soon I’ll be done with him, I’ll certainly make her more slim Version 2 Deadpool Jingle Bells, Wolverine smells He’s short on deodorant Big Blackbird lost its wing Cos I got paid cha-ching! Jingle Bells, Weasel smells Can’t get his own cheesy puffs Bobby’s got some stealthy skills But his timing often kills Just got another contract Loaded up the pressies Got Bobby running sleigh Laughing all the way MODOK’s on the list Disguised myself as Spidey Handed him a great big pressie Which contained some big fat dynamite Jingle Bells, Joker smells What’s up with his tacky suits? My lady-self seems alright But Harley Quinn’s my pretty beaut Jingle Bells, Discord smells He’s making chocolate rain What I think, it’s frightening As Tom Hardy’s Bane Discord Jingle bells, Twilight smells Pinkie laid an egg Rarity thinks Applejack stinks Rainbow crashed into some trash Jingle Bells, Chaos sells How can you hate chocolate rain? Might as well, get set up For a great big storm up Ponyville here I come Pegasus ponies on the sleigh Flying through the night Laughing all the way Dropping loads of presents Falling down the chimneys Inside them contained just bricks All signed by the Mane Six Jingle Bells, Joker smells As crazy as he may be But with a one-track mind His plans would suck to a T Jingle Bells, Deadpool smells His jokes are fall of dread He seems bent, a little dense A life bar fell right on his head Joker Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost its wheel The Joker got away Jingle Bells, Batman smells Batgirl flew away Laughing gas on the way Had it coming anyway Batman’s down the road In his lame batmobile Remote control in hand Next moment won’t be bland Pressed this big red button Then one big Christmas Tree Came zooming and crashing fast Laughing all the whee! Jingle Bells, Deadpool smells Bobby crapped a poop Attention span’s like a boot His chimchanga’s burned like soot Jingle Bells, Discord smells Fluttershy flew away Soon I’ll be done with him, I’ll certainly make her more slim I’m RandomSelect. Thanks for checking. Edited November 12, 2014 by RandomSelect 1 I'm your friendly neighbourhood voice actor and singer! My Youtube Channel: Brian Random Latest Videos: Anthropology / Character Voice Reel 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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