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Do you like shooting? Because I have a job that has nothing to do with shooting, I just wanted to get your hopes up. Fluttershy needs some help shovelingAngel Bunny's crap, I'm sure she'll bay you a bit for assistance.

I hate shooting! I would help Fluttershy but I'm scared of her!
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I hate shooting! I would help Fluttershy but I'm scared of her!

There's nothing to be afraid of. Except for the fact that when she gets mad she can wrestle a fully grown bear and and scare a dgraon into leaving equestria or use her anger destroy ponyville in less than 5 minutes. Now here's a thin tissue, go get rid of that poop. One more thing, I saw her at a gun store with Iron Will the other day, so she's probably not gonna be as forgiving as she usually is. I told her to expect you by 2:00 and your running late, so get moving.


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There's nothing to be afraid of. Except for the fact that when she gets mad she can wrestle a fully grown bear and and scare a dgraon into leaving equestria or use her anger destroy ponyville in less than 5 minutes. Now here's a thin tissue, go get rid of that poop. One more thing, I saw her at a gun store with Iron Will the other day, so she's probably not gonna be as forgiving as she usually is. I told her to expect you by 2:00 and your running late, so get moving.

well that doesn't scare me! Now her stare that scares me and her being assertive scares me too! *shudders*
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Just bribe her with a carrot when she's mad, that's gotten me out of bad situations more than once.

well I'm not going to help her anyways! I'll find some place else to make bits at!
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well I'm not going to help her anyways! I'll find some place else to make bits at!
  Ha ha ha fluttershys nice till you Buck her off :) But if you want you could come and work at the candy store with bon bon.

And me :) She would love help. Or theirs Pinkie pie.... (Cupcakes!!! O.O)


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There's nothing to be afraid of. Except for the fact that when she gets mad she can wrestle a fully grown bear and and scare a dgraon into leaving equestria or use her anger destroy ponyville in less than 5 minutes. Now here's a thin tissue, go get rid of that poop. One more thing, I saw her at a gun store with Iron Will the other day, so she's probably not gonna be as forgiving as she usually is. I told her to expect you by 2:00 and your running late, so get moving.

 

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Hey Big Mac! *sighs* is there anything that needs to be done on your farm at all?

 

Eeyup.

 

*shows MikeJr to the barn near a pile of wooden staves and strips of metal. Passes him a hammer and a metal hoop.*

 

These here are the makin's of cider barrels. Make as many as you can b'fore lunchtime.

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What about that time you fell down the stairs at school and broke your horn? I'm pretty sure you looked hurt then.

Huh? You don't even know me! I have never even met you until now!
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Well I know Fluttershy. And Fluttershy knows all. (plus I was one of the schoolteachers that started laughing when you fell,I'm sorry about that by the way)

Fluttershy doesn't know all! (I'm sorry but what are you talking about?)
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Fluttershy's like "the don" (leader of the mafia) or something along those lines? I was just messing with you.

she's nothing like that! She's weak and she gets frightened to easily!
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Oh, crap. I got flutters mixed up with applebloom. No wonder I couldn't convince you. I'll be right back, a suspicious yellow character with a bow tie and Thompson SMG is at my door.

good luck with that!
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