Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 *whispers when MikeJr isn't looking* Hey Big Mac, wanna put some laxatives in his pie? Pinkie Pie's paying me 10 bits to do something funny, and I need some money for the canterlot dinner I'm having on Hearts and Hooves day. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,994 February 11, 2013 Author Share February 11, 2013 Do you know who the walrus is? Paul. He plays drums, right? *whispers when MikeJr isn't looking* Hey Big Mac, wanna put some laxatives in his pie? Pinkie Pie's paying me 10 bits to do something funny, and I need some money for the canterlot dinner I'm having on Hearts and Hooves day. For Pinkie Pie? Well.. okay. She's funny. But Ah don't want to... y'know... make a mess... *stomach growls* hey Big Mac! How much is an apple pie? You know if I wanted to buy one! Five bits. An'... uh... The flavor ain't right unless y'have the first slice with some pepper sau--AH mean pommer-sauce. It comes from..uh... cider extract. Yeah. Here, *adds a couple drops* to a slice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Five bits. An'... uh... The flavor ain't right unless y'have the first slice with some pepper sau--AH mean pommer-sauce. It comes from..uh... cider extract. Yeah. Here, *adds a couple drops* to a slice. *whispering* Did Pinkie pay you to do that? I saw him eat a bit of rainbow up in cloudsdale once, sweet celestia I swear if I wasn't hiding from a couple of angry pegasi, I would've broken the sound barrier laughing. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterypony92 581 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Five bits. An'... uh... The flavor ain't right unless y'have the first slice with some pepper sau--AH mean pommer-sauce. It comes from..uh... cider extract. Yeah. Here, *adds a couple drops* to a slice. I know what you added to the pie! I over heard what Leatherbehlt said to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 I know what you added to the pie! I over heard what Leatherbehlt said to you! I uh... um... *Pinkie gestures to me to move, then throws a hot sauce balloon at you* *the 3 of us not including you brohoof then take off before you realize what happened* ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterypony92 581 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 I uh... um... *Pinkie gestures to me to move, then throws a hot sauce balloon at you* *the 3 of us not including you brohoof then take off before you realize what happened* uh Pinkie would never do that to me! Me and her are best friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 uh Pinkie would never do that to me! Me and her are best friends! Wait, who threw the balloon? Iknow Twilight can't transform into things, and Pinkie's the only one sneaky enough to pull off that kinda disguise. So... changeling? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterypony92 581 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Wait, who threw the balloon? Iknow Twilight can't transform into things, and Pinkie's the only one sneaky enough to pull off that kinda disguise. So... changeling? might be! They're always following me around! They try to follow me without me knowing but I always know that they're there though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 might be! They're always following me around! They try to follow me without me knowing but I always know that they're there though! Brohoof This Quote MultiQuote Well what the hay are we waiting for? KILL IT! *throws a rock at supposed changeling, and realizes it was all a set up from Twilight, who made a clone with the help of Trixie and Celestia* Ah what the hay. Well, only thing left to do now is... *stuffs pepper filled apple pie down your throat* ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterypony92 581 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 (edited) Well what the hay are we waiting for? KILL IT! *throws a rock at supposed changeling, and realizes it was all a set up from Twilight, who made a clone with the help of Trixie and Celestia* Ah what the hay. Well, only thing left to do now is... *stuffs pepper filled apple pie down your throat* *knocks it away then teleports to an unkown place* Edited February 11, 2013 by Mikejr6692 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Hey Big Mac, how much do you wanna bet Mike teleported so he could puke up that pie without anybody watching? Poor guy... shoud've gone with laxatives. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterypony92 581 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Hey Big Mac, how much do you wanna bet Mike teleported so he could puke up that pie without anybody watching? Poor guy... shoud've gone with laxatives. *teleports back* no I knocked it out of your hooves before you could put it in my mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 *teleports back* no I knocked it out of your hooves before you could put it in my mouth! ... you're not a changeling, are you? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterypony92 581 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 ... you're not a changeling, are you? no of course not! Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 no of course not! Why? Well when I suggested that Pinkie was a changeling, I saw something in your face that didn't seem right. and when Big Mac and Applebloom were together talking the other day, you were staring at them and I noticed your horn glowing a bit. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterypony92 581 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Well when I suggested that Pinkie was a changeling, I saw something in your face that didn't seem right. and when Big Mac and Applebloom were together talking the other day, you were staring at them and I noticed your horn glowing a bit. oh that was because I was planning on doing a prank on them that's why! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 oh that was because I was planning on doing a prank on them that's why! Great, now I gotta explain this to the militia I rounded up after spotting you staring at the two the other day. *sigh* ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterypony92 581 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 Great, now I gotta explain this to the militia I rounded up after spotting you staring at the two the other day. *sigh* *falls back laughing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 *falls back laughing* ... buck. *walks back to Big Mac* Hey Big Mac, do yo find it weird that there's at least 200 ponies asking you questions? You're not famous, are you? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterypony92 581 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 ... buck. *walks back to Big Mac* Hey Big Mac, do yo find it weird that there's at least 200 ponies asking you questions? You're not famous, are you? *uses a spell on you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 *uses a spell on you* *begins doing backflips uncontrollably* WHAT-THE-HAY-DID-YOU-DO-MIKE-? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterypony92 581 February 11, 2013 Share February 11, 2013 *begins doing backflips uncontrollably* WHAT-THE-HAY-DID-YOU-DO-MIKE-? *tries not to laugh* I turned you into a.....mare! *bursts out laughing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 *tries not to laugh* I turned you into a.....mare! *bursts out laughing* Wait, what? *looks around body* Oh sweet celestia, you're serious. And I don't even have boobies! Wait a minute... Hey Big Mac, are you doing anything for hearts and hooves day? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterypony92 581 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 Wait, what? *looks around body* Oh sweet celestia, you're serious. And I don't even have boobies! Wait a minute... Hey Big Mac, are you doing anything for hearts and hooves day? *falls back laughing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 *falls back laughing* I hope the don't hit a woman laws aren't backwards in equestria... *kicks you in the face sending you back about 20 hooves* ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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