open OC Pony Therapy!

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

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OC Pony Therapy Sessions!

 

First session: Splinter

 

Pencil Doodle was performing another one his top-class therapy session. This time, it was a gray Pegasus (supposedly) called 'Splinter'. He seemed hysterical, but not 'insane', but Pencil would help him out anyway. He spoke up, beginning the session:

"So, Splinter, What's going on in life?"

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''Oh Nothing Really, Your asking me questions..'' Said Splinter as his left eye twitched.

Edited June 11, 2012 by Calirolls

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

Pencil began writing on his little clipboard, with his eyebrow raised

"Tell me, what does a fit young colt like yourself do for a living?"

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''Well, I do crash into buildings at light speed.'' Said Splinter as rubbing his head. ''Want to see the Hole I have in my neck?'' Said Splinter in a Excited tone.

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

"I... I THINK I'LL PASS..."

Pencil said with his eyes wide open in disgust

"But anyway... crashing into buildings?"

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''Yeah... I go to the hospital 4 times a week! At this point all of the Doctors know me really well! I've even gotten a few nurses into my room.'' Said Splinter as smirking.

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

"Uh-huh..."

Pencil muttered as he began writing again

"But what do you do that causes you to crash into buildings?"

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''It's basically how I live... Sometimes people launch me out of Cannons, Set my Flank on fire so I can go crazy, and sometimes they threaten to shoot a gun into my head.'' Said Splinter as cocking an eyebrow. ''Are you making fun of my Life Style? Cause I put the Cannon in the Parking lot if you offended me...'' Said Splinter as staring at Pencil with a Insane looking smile on his face.

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

Pencil looked up at him, trying not to smirk. He responded sarcastically

"No no, you're lifestyle sounds great, i envy your lifestyle"

Pencil pushed Splinters face back, trying to get some room for himself

"It sounds like you have some serious social problems, made one too many enemies..."

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''Actually, I've had some jail time. I've killed a few of my Enemies.'' Said Splinter as smirking.

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

Pencil paused when he heard the possibility of murder. He put his clipboard to one side and pressed his hooves together

"Exactly what do you DO to make these enemies?"

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''Well, Sometimes I try to kill their friends. Then they begin to hate me, I'm like a Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie, and the Haters who are like ants feed off me every single day.. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.'' Said Splinter as his face turned red. He began to huff deeply.

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

pencil quickly rushed to pick his clipboard back up, and began to use it to fan Splinter off

"That's right, express your emotions, it'll be healthy if you let them all out..."

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''Erm... I don't think you would want me to do that. You see, When I express my emotions I like to set things on fire.'' Said Splinter as his eyes widened in fear.