Administrator Ice Princess Silky <3 16,196 June 2 Administrator Share June 2 (Caveat: this is just playful banter between two friends. Since this is a public post and not a private thing between close friends, I feel compelled to explain here that I do not like scams or scheme of this nature, nor do I actually need 10 butlers so this is all just silliness between two close friends. And my attempt at opening up more with my playful nature. Part of my own healing as I come out of my shell again. ) Silky: So! I have come up with the most amazing scheme! Firegem: O boy... Silky: I will have SO many butlers! You will be envious. Firegem: Alright. Let us hear it. Silky: So -- picture it, TEN butlers! All of them doing a task. But I will offer them one billion dollars an hour for doing their task. One will clean the restroom, the other one will cook, the other one will drag me out of bed when I am feeling lazy. It will be amazing! Firegem: And where are you going to get 10 billion dollars to complete this? Silky: Aha! See. Here lies the actual scheme. I said 10 billion dollars an hour! With ten butlers, all of those tasks shall be completed within 10 minutes. So, I will not need to pay them. Firegem: This is a nonsense scheme. The law protects them due to labor and other fees. This is a disaster just waiting to happen. Silky: No, you see. Because "one billion an hour, Firegem. Calm down. And hour did not even complete itself." Firegem: You are going to face laborer's protection networks and picket signs outside your home with a bunch of butlers rhyming "hey yo this won't go!" Silky: No, no.. see.. then I will get more butlers to board my windows but with so many helping it will take less than an hour! So, no need to pay. Firegem: *sigh* So, you will simply ruin your reputation with the Butler network? Silky: Nonsense! There will always be butlers. Butlers everywhere! Firegem: They will go to their Butler Facebook and give warnings about you. And Butler Reddit and make sure that all the Butlers know about your scheme. Silky: B-b-but... the butlers. Firegem: Exactly. Well deserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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