Video game reviews with toothlessbrony

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Misleading topic prefix is misleading. So I decided to randomly rate video games on a 1 to 10 scale!!! Woooh! I guess. Leave your suggestions below, but the games have to be free. I'll be rating the paid games I have/going to get(when I get them of course). I'm going to get left 4 dead soon, or maybe portal 2.

 

~REVIEWS~

Minecraft

Rating: 10

Developer: mojang

age group: ESRB: not rated. My opinion: E +10 or E

Genre: adventure/sandbox/indie

What can I start with? this game was extremely amazing. Minecraft is a never ending game where you have to survive in a world made up of blocks by making tools, shelter and fighting     enemies. The game contains 3 singleplayer gamemodes (survival, creative and hardcore) as well as a multiplayer mode. Before you say the graphics are "bad", graphics aren't bad if their not realistic. The game would look stupid if it had realistic textures and it kind of HAS to have blocks making it up. Okay now the actual gameplay: the controls are great, the combat system is awesome (which includes blocking, critical hits and sprint attacks), the mobs (monsters) are creative and fun to fight (the creeper and enderman in particular), the 2 other dimensions (the nether and the end) add more exploration if you somehow start to get bored, and well this game is just awesome. This is without a doubt the best game I have played in my life so far.

 

Team fortress 2

Rating: 10

Developer: Valve

Age group: ESRB: M. My opinion: M

Genre: F.P.S (first person shooter)/multiplayer

REVIEW COMING SOON

Happy wheels

Rating: 9.5

Developer: totaljerkface

Age group: ESRB: not rated My opinion: M (+17)

Genre: driving/platformer

Oh my god... Happy wheels is a platform game where you select a vechicle (Segway guy, old man in wheel chair, dad riding on bike with kid in back seat, etc.) and try to make it to the end without dying. Sounds pretty basic right? Yes, but there's something else to this game... This game is extremely gory and you can loose body parts. It sounds kind of bad, but it's hilarious! I don't even know how to explain a funny situation so just play it yourself to see what I mean. Gameplay: the vehicles are all very different from each other with their own abilities that give you advantages in certain situations. (wheelchair= jet pack, minecart= latching on to the ground, Segway= jumping, etc) also you can create levels and publish them, as well as play other player's levels. You'll be playing this game for a long time.

Edited December 18, 2011 by toothlessbrony