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Inappropriate Applejack


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Princess Celestia: We are gathered here today to witness the union of Shining Armor and Princess Cadence in pony matrimony...

 

Applejack: Yee-haw! Let's get 'em hitched!

 

PC: O.o

 

 

Twilight Sparkle: Princess Cadence needs our help, her magic will not last forever...I think we can do it, but we have to work together.

 

Applejack: I wants me some of them crystal berries! Yee-haw!!!

 

TS: o.O

 

 

Shining Armor: Ever since I've had to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines.

 

Applejack: Have y'all tried Advil? One is often enough!


"Mr. The Dragon!" - Ms. Harshwhinny

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I love Applejack! She says the best of lines at times!

 

My favorite lines from her are, which are lines that one needs to keep head out of gutter.

 

Applejack: Are you saying my mouth is making promises my legs can't keep?

 

 

Applejack: Uh, beg pardon, Rarity, but, uh... we don't normally wear clothes.

 

Edited by Rush

Check out my "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" fan fiction on Fimfiction.net under the same username here: Rush.

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