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About Bendy

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    Bender is best Pony!
  • Birthday 07/14/89

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  1. Spoiler

    Can they make spears... (or machine guns in the far future) craft armor and weapons out of iron. Build stuff like towns and stuff. If they can't do that then they are not sapient. Can they paint?
  2. I guess that topic was too NSFW.

  3. Damn girl is too big. Do you think Princess Celestia needs to lay off the cake to lose some weight? She be breaking dining table chairs zoom enough. Or.... do you think Princess Celestia is not big enough? Or just right?
  4. "In the world I came from we have enslaved ponykind and eat them as a delicacy." How do you think they would react? Choose a specific character's reaction to your liking.
  5. Honesty, I like fan fiction more than the show. I still like the show, but fan fiction 'can' deal with more mature themes.
  6. You know, early Hunter/Gatherers actually did 50% less domestic/sustenance work than modern humans (at least Americans). 

    That free time would later prove to be a boon for our species. Lots of free time allowed for that innate pattern recognition to discover agriculture, art, and animal husbandry. 

    It was more violent and they lived shorter lives, but they certainly had more time in a day to contemplate their belly buttons -- more than we do.

    1. Bendy


      Maybe. Their lives in general very harsh. So, I doubt there would be much of this whole transgender thing.    

    2. Jeric


      I just did a search in an academic database and can provide a doi if you have University access to libraries that has some curious anthropological reviews on indigenous ancient cultures and their third gender system. Basically it amounts to males taking on the role of females. When the Europeans eventually made contact with these tribes they recorded it.

      It's definitely an interesting study on early cultures and first contact in general. 

  7.  I like big fat pony butts and I cannot lie.

  8. As far as I know two people blocked me today! Yay!

    1. Ninetales


      Only one.

      I unblocked you because I overreacted. (To be honest, I am kinda dealing weigh some stress factors right now)

      Just don't piss me off and I won't have to resort to that[/]

  9. Someone said I deserve worse? By what degree do I deserve worse? 

    1. Bendy


      I'm fully aware I'm an insensitive jackass, that says things that hurt people's feelings. Still. What is it that I deserve?

  10. Who would you become? A mortal pony that worships puny Princess Celestia. Or an immortal Space Marine of the holy God Emperor of Mankind. Where you get to kill filthy xenos and heretics in the name of the Emperor?
  11. Would you let Princess Celestia sit at your dining table?

    Or would you be scared she would break your chair from her sheer weight?

    1. The Artist Formerly Known As A.V.

      The Artist Formerly Known As A.V.

      Canon!Celestia? Definitely.


      OOC!Celestia from OVER 9,000!!! fanfics?


  12. I mean really, are they just plain stupid for threatening war with the ponies? All the ponies have to do is block out the sun where they live and make it not rain and then their population would starve to death. Not to mention just get a lot of Pegasi together to create massive storms to lay waste to their homeland. Oh and magic, and many other things.
    1. Lunar Echo

      Lunar Echo

      Are you saying her butt is huge? :blink:

    2. Bendy


      It is huge.


    3. Lunar Echo

      Lunar Echo

      How  huge we talkin here?

  13. Manly stallions, who drink beer, eat bacon, hate girly things, play violent video games, like to show off their muscles, roar 'Yeah!' a lot and many other manly things. So, what do you think manly stallions would call a cutie mark. Since a cutie mark is a girly sounding name.
    1. Vulon Bii

      Vulon Bii

      I sexually identify as an A10 Thunderbolt.