Samurai Equine

Who's best duck mom?!

Why, hello user below me! Do you like classic cartoons?

I am VERY popular, and I have a massive legion of followers and friends!

I like Tokusatsu. I want to create a community of positivity. Not sure how since I'm not doing anything that would create a community, but if I was, I'd want them all just be kind to one another and let people enjoy whatever they want to enjoy (as long as it doesn't actually harm anyone).

I usually share my dreams on a weekly DeviantArt Journal, and I might make a quick post about them on Twitter next year. But heck, why not here too? At least here, I can go into more detail. You'll all be reading it before I post my end of the week journal, so consider this an exclusive first-look! My most recent dream was about Steven Universe, believe it or not. And if you haven't seen the show, then what I'm about to describe might get lost on you... In my dream, Amethyst had developed some kind of multiple personality disorder. In the day, she was her natural self. At night, she would shapeshift into this thin, mask-wearing, masculine voice'd, political terrorist with an army of rebels she enlisted (If you've seen V for Vendetta, you might know what I'm trying to describe here). In fact, the rebels think she's a guy. Usually, when day arrives, Amethyst forgets everything that happened. It's literally two different personalities disconnected from each other, and she can't control herself when she turns into this other person. She eventually figures out what is going on, and reaches out to her fellow Crystal Gems for help. Problem is, they don't believe her. They know about her masked wrestler persona, so they think it's pretty much the same thing. They reply with phrases like, "Sure, Amethyst, suuuure..." and "Just be sure to knock it off before someone gets seriously hurt." And Amethyst knows she should be upset about this, but she's a natural procrastinator. So she just shrugs and does something else, like watch TV. The End.

Ford. (Vroom, vroom!)

Lady Marmalade.

I am rubber, you are fat! Don't you dare touch my hat!

I like their Carne Asada tacos...

By order of natural decree, I am sent on official duty to issue an important message to the following recipients... @Rising Dusk, @2nd Amendment Brony, @Twilight Luna, @Alexshy, @TheRockARooster, @Renegade the Unicorn, @Angus Delaney, @CypherHoof *BOOP!* ...You have been booped. Carry on.

Staring.

So I did. I had a lot of game threads tabs open and mixed up one for the other. Oopsie pooples! I use to own a Motorola-brand DSL modem. Remember when DSL was a thing? Do you own multiple hair dryers?

Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she's never had a backstreet guy I bet her mama never told her why I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am

Hello, I'd like to place an order for delivery. ... What food do I want? ALL OF THE FOOD!!!

I'll never forget what my father always told me. He said: Son, never... No, that's not right, it was... Always...! ...How did it go again?