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You are not in Kansas anymore


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Col Natchik: You're not in Kansas anymore. You're in Equestria, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact every second of every day. If there is a Hell, you might want to go there for some R & R after a tour in the ever free forest.

Out there beyond that fence every living being not a brony that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes.

We have an indigenous population of equans called the ponies. They're fond of muffins dipped in a sweet glaze that will stop your heart in one minute - and they have bones reinforced with naturally occurring carbon fiber. They are very hard to kill.

As head of security, it is my job to keep you alive. I will not succeed. Not with all of you. If you wish to survive, you need to cultivate a strong, mental attitude. You got to obey the rules: Equestria rules!


WE PACK THE GEAR TO SERVE IN THE 

 

                            E.A.C

 

                   DO YOU?

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