Thank Celestia I'm A Country Girl

[PonyHag1 591]

Getting set for AJ's turn in the spotlight tomorrow...

 

Based on "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" by John Denver.

 

Well, life on the farm is kinda laid back
Ain't much an old country girl like me can't hack
Early to rise, early in the sack
Thank Celestia, I'm a country girl

Well a simple kinda life never did me no harm
A havin' me a family and workin' on a farm
My days are all filled with an easy country charm
Thank Celestia I'm a country girl

 

Well, I got me a fine family, I got my old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got apple cakes on the griddle
Life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle
Thank Celestia I'm a country girl

When the

work's all done and the sun's settin' low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin' up the bow
Applebloom is asleep so I keep it kinda low
Thank Celestia I'm a country girl

I'd play "Apple Cider" all day if I could
But the Princess and Big Mac wouldn't take it very good
So I fiddle when I can, work when I should
Thank Celestia I'm a country girl


Well I wouldn't trade my life for diamonds or jewels
I never was one of them Canterlotin' fools
I'd rather have my hat and my farmin' tools
Thank Celestia I'm a country girl

Yeah, city ponies drivin' in a black limousine
A lotta sad ponies thinkin' that's a mighty keen
Applebloom, let me tell ya now exactly what I mean
Thank Celestia I'm a country girl

Well, I got me a fine family, I got my old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got apple cakes on the griddle
Life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle
Thank Celestia I'm a country girl

Well, my cowpony hat was my daddy's til the day he died
And he took me by the hoof and held me close to his side
He said...'Live a good life and wear my hat with pride
And thank Celestia you're a country girl"

Big Mac taught me young how to buck and how to whittle
He taught me how to work and play a tune on the fiddle
Taught me how to love and how to give just a little
Thank Celestia I'm a country girl

Well, I got me a fine family, I got my old fiddle
When the sun's comin' up I got apple cakes on the griddle
Life ain't nothin' but a funny, funny riddle....
Thank Celestia I'm a country girl
 

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

[F7UC 43]

That feel when Applejack's song wasn't about collecting apples and working for the Motherland.