Who would win in a fight? Iron Will or the Loch Ness Monster?

[Gone for good 1,593]

Oh maaaaan, the age old question that everyone has been asking! Ever since the show's premier, people have been arguing over who would win in a fight but nobody has ever come up with a clear answer! So here, since there isn't a thread here regarding this argue it out in this one!

 

Personally, I'm more on Nessies side. He can actually swim around in the water, not to mention that he's a giant water dragon thing. If Iron Will ever came up and tried to attack Nessie, I would assume that he would take a giant bite out of Mr. Iron Will.

 

 

[Cowl 128]

It depends, Nessie would kick Iron Will's !@# in the water.

 

But on land I think it would be an even fight, assuming that Iron Will doesn't use weapons.

 

If Iron Will can use weapons, I think he would probably win on land and lose in the water.

[An Old Head 4,816]

I'm pretty sure the Loch Ness Monster's mouth is bigger than Iron Will himself. He'll just eat the guy.

If not, I'm counting on Nessie to adopt a boa-constrictor-like approach and squash him into a cylinder.

[Scootalove 10,689]

We all know the Loch Ness Monster will just basically, squash Iron Will into a pancake and just eat him.

If you don't use weapons against the Lochness Monster, your screwed.

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Nessie, hands down. There's no contest.

 

First, Nessie could easily bring the fight under water, and then Iron Will would drown. Secondly, as big and muscular as Iron Will may be, the amount of muscle mass required to move such a giant monster all around the depths of Loch Ness would be tremendous, so Nessie beats him in this regard. Third, Nessie is Scottish. She'll go all William Wallace on Iron Will, and we'll see how confident he is after that. Seriously, this is a country thats traditional pasttime is throwing telephone pole sized logs around and eating sheep's stomach. They're a bunch of tough cookies, and this is their monster. Lastly, no man has ever managed to so much as prove Nessie's existence. There's no way Iron Will will be able to find her in the first place. She'll sneak up on him when he least expects it.

 

Oh, yeah, she's also a giant lizard, so she has that on her side too.

 

(No offense to Scottish people for the stereotypes. I was joking, and also taking pride in my Scottish heritage.  )

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

On both land and see, the Loch Ness monster would win. He is just so much larger than Iron Will that it would barely even be considered a fight.