Hey Dash

[PonyHag1 591]

A parody of "Hey Men" by Men Without Hats.

 

Hey!

Somebody told me TV is a lie
But I know better got a pony inside
Twilight tells me things that I should understand
'Cause I know better even though I'm a stallion
So many Pegs fly in so many ways
Every single moment like Hearts and Hooves day
Thank goodness things are gettin better for sure
I got the message
Friendship is the cure
Uh Huh
Oooh Yeah

Now ponies ain't stupid but they can't understand
Why the end of the season is gettin so out of hand
Think we should wonder what Twilight's problem could be?
All Equestria over sing "I wanna be free"
Don't really matter what haters think of me now
'Cause I got the message
The message is Pinkie
Ponies are everything, got nothing to hide

I got.. What?
I got a pony inside
Uh Huh
Oooh Yeah

I said, hey Dash
Quit knocking your friends around
I say, hey-hey Dash
Quit mowin bystanders down
'Cause it's all in the way
That Scootaloo looks up at who you are
So hey hey Dash
Quit flying so far
Oooh Yeah

Element of loyalty is a poor alibi
Fluttershy learned her lesson when she learned how to fly
Sounds so silly but I think its the truth
I got the message
The message is Dash
Somepony told me that we live in a dream
Sounds like an episode that I heard on T.V.
Got everything even though I'm a stallion
Feels so good
I got a pony inside
Uh Huh
Oooh Yeah

I said, hey Dash
Quit pushing Fluttershy around
I say, hey -Hey Dash
Quit knockin' Academy records down
'Cause it's all in the things
That you do with the pony you are
So, hey Hey Dash
What's the weather so far?

20% cooler!

I said, hey Dash
Quit knocking ponies walls around
I say, hey-hey Dash
Quit snoring your tent down
'Cause it's all in the way
That Scootaloo looks up at who you are
So hey hey Dash
Quit flying so far

We got more cameos than we ever deserved
Some of it was Derpy, some of it was Scratch

(Dash to Scootaloo) Take it away, squirt!

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

hey dash