Eve of Twistruction

[PonyHag1 591]

A parody of "Eve of Destruction" by Barry McGuire.

 

The Pony fandom it is explodin'
Debates flarin', memes loadin'
CMCs old enough to travel but not for cutie marks showin'
Dash don't believe in books, what's that Derring Do she's totin'
And even the swimming hole has Pinkie floatin'

But you tell me over and over and over again my friends
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of Twistruction

Don't you understand, what the crystal ponies are trying to say?
Can't you feel the fears that they're feeling today?
If King Sombra returns, there's no running away
There'll be nopony to save with Equestria in a grave
Take a look around you, Shining Armor, it's bound to scare you, boy

And you tell me over and over and over again my friends
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of Twistruction

Yeah, my brain's so full of pony, feels like coagulatin'
I'm sittin' here, just contemplatin'
Celestia can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation
Handful of princesses can't pass legislation
And parties alone can't bring Pinkie twitchin'
When Twilight's sanity is disintegratin'
This whole wait for Season 4 is just too frustratin'

And you tell me over and over and over again my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of Twistruction

Think of all the things Twilight has learned
Then take a look around at her cutie mark shaped burn
Ah, the show may leave here, for nine months in space
But when it returns, Ponyville's the same old place
The poundin' of Pinkie's drum, Cranky's pride and disgrace
She can bury her key, and don't leave a trace
Smiles at her next-door-neighbor, but Princess Twilight made her spit-take

And you tell me over and over and over and over again my friends
You don't believe we're on the eve of Twistruction
You don't believe we're on the eve of Twistruction

[Twilight Circuits 603]

I'm going to have to say that was actually pretty good. Would have been nice to have a youtube vid of the original song though.