I Think About Myself

[PonyHag1 591]

A parody of "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls.

 

I love AJ I want her to love me
When I feel down I want Pinkie above me
I search myself I want Dash to find me
I forget myself I want Twilight to remind me

I don't want anypony else
When I think about ponies I think about myself
Ooh I don't want anypony else Oh no, oh no, oh no

Fluttershy's the one who makes me come running
Celestia's the sun who makes me shine
When Pinkie's around I'm always laughing
I want to make Derpy mine

I close my eyes and see Equestria before me
Think I would die if Gilda were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much Spike adores you
He gets down on his knees he'd do anything for you

I don't want anypony else
When I think about ponies I think about myself
Ooh I don't want anypony else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love AJ I want her to love me
When I feel down I want Pinkie above me
I search myself I want Dash to find me
I forget myself I want Twilight to remind me

I don't want anypony else
And when I think about ponies I think about myself
I don't want anypony else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

*spoken*
I want them
I don't want anypony else
And when I think about ponies I think about myself
OO OO OO-OO Ahhhhh

[Wingnut 7,020]

The original song always makes me think of Austin Powers.  Nice spoof, BTW.