Apples Sell

[PonyHag1 591]

A parody of "Peace Sells" by Megadeth.

 

What do you mean Twilight dosen't believe in Celestia?
She writes her a letter every week
What do you mean she dosen't support her system?
She goes to Canterlot when she has to
What do you mean Spike can't get to work on time?
He's got nothing better to do
What do you mean AJ don't pay her bills?
Why do you think she's broke? Huh?

If there's a new Twilight
I'll be the first in line
But it better work this time

What do you mean Gilda hurt your feelings?
She didn't know you had any feelings
What do you mean Chrysalis ain't kind?
She's just not your kind
What do you mean Pinkie couldn't be the Chancellor of the Earth Ponies of Equestria?
Tell me something, it's still 'We the ponies', right?

If there's a new Twilight
I'll be the first in line
But it better work this time

Can you put a price on apples?
Apples, apples sell, apples, apples sell
Apples sell, but who's buying?

Apples sell, but who's buying?
No, no, no, no, no!
Apples sell
Apples sell

 

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Lol I love that song xD

[stainesbrony 219]

1. Apples

2. ???

3. PROFIT!