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Greyhawk:"You know what Lordav? Screw you! I'm not gonna help you be friends with Rarity if you gonna be acting like that."

 

*Greyhawk frowns*

 

Greyhawk:"Rarity. Tell me. What am I doing wrong? I want to be generous like you but what am I doing wrong?"

 

Oh it's not your fault. I've had my share of ponies like this believe me...

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Oops...Oh dear that was close...

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Lapis:"So Miss Rarity. As ordered. We will keep watch of you day and night. No questions asked."

Greyhawk:"Rarity doesn't need your protection."

Lapis:"We;re ordered to keep watch of you too. for your....Personal safety."

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Lapis:"So Miss Rarity. As ordered. We will keep watch of you day and night. No questions asked."

Greyhawk:"Rarity doesn't need your protection."

Lapis:"We;re ordered to keep watch of you too. for your....Personal safety."

Oh um Thank you...

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its not necessary, really...

Can't You get it through your thick Roman Head, If we don't find the marker, it will consume the population of this planet, and will converge the planet, turning the necromorphs into a Moon, Dont Believe me? Look at them *Points to near house, the windows are shattered and the door is covered in blood like hoofprints and splatters 


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Why Only Tuesdays, I'm Not even in this fandom, i've just been sent here to spy on all of you. You guys are defenseless without your tin-foil hats!
 
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fine fine, take this *hands seal* go to the fort on the hill and takes as many men as u need. Im hungry


Lapis:"And miss Rarity.....(Try not to kiss Greyhawk too much would you? It's...kinda sickening...)"

 

LOL dude, they can do whatever they want. This isnt prison


Can't You get it through your thick Roman Head, If we don't find the marker, it will consume the population of this planet, and will converge the planet, turning the necromorphs into a Moon, Dont Believe me? Look at them *Points to near house, the windows are shattered and the door is covered in blood like hoofprints and splatters 

take the freakin seal


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Lapis:"And miss Rarity.....(Try not to kiss Greyhawk too much would you? It's...kinda sickening...)"

Excuse me? You sir need to mind your own business!

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If you don't like it then you can kindly just look the other way!

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fine fine, take this *hands seal* go to the fort on the hill and takes as many men as u need. Im hungry

 

LOL dude, they can do whatever they want. This isnt prison

 

Lapis:"You! Mind your own Business. Rarity has a limit of how much she gets a kiss from Greyhawk you know!"

Amethyst:"Oh Lapis. Give it up already."

Excuse me? You sir need to mind your own business!

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If you don't like it then you can kindly just look the other way!

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Lapis:"Gasp.......Uh...ah..."

Amethyst:"Hey hey big brother. Apologise to her right now."

Lapis:"Y..yea ok. Um....I....I'm sorry Miss Rarity. I have gone too far I guess."

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Lapis:"You! Mind your own Business. Rarity has a limit of how much she gets a kiss from Greyhawk you know!"

Amethyst:"Oh Lapis. Give it up already."

 

 

ummm u forget a little detail her house, not urs...

 

ohh what r u counting kisses...then what?

 

ur not a good guard

 

a good guard shuts up


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ummm u forget a little detail her house, not urs...

 

ohh what r u counting kisses...then what?

 

ur not a good guard

 

a good guard shuts up

 

Lapis:"......Look. it's my duty to look after her."

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Can a lady not even have any privacy around here? I know you said you would watch me but this is ridiculous!

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Don't you even think about watching me while I'm getting dressed or taking a bath!

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Can a lady not even have any privacy around here? I know you said you would watch me but this is ridiculous!

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Don't you even think about watching me while I'm getting dressed or taking a bath!

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*Lapis blushes and looks disgusted at the same time

 

Lapis:"Now that would be quite disturbing. All right, I won't peep at you having a bath or dressing up. Heck I won't peep at you even if the two of you mating in bed..."

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*Lapis blushes and looks disgusted at the same time

 

Lapis:"Now that would be quite disturbing. All right, I won't peep at you having a bath or dressing up. Heck I won't peep at you even if the two of you mating in bed..."

And now you're saying I'm unattractive!?!?!?!?!?

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How did an uncouth lout like you even get to be a guard!?!?!?!?

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