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There u go marble walls marble statue of u and purple flowers

 

All good?

 

Lapis:"Look buster. Just because you made this big fancy bath doesn't mean she'll be all over you. You got that?"

Greyhawk:"Lapis. Quit it."

Lapis:"But..."

Amethyst:"Please big brother. Let's trust Miss Rarity...."

Lapis:"...tsk....Fine.."

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What???

 

I just made a bath...

 

Lapis:"I don't trust you..."

 

*Greyhawk holds Lapis by the shoulder*

 

Greyhawk:"Lapis. What's the matter with you? All he did is build her a bath. That's all."

Lapis:"I know, I know. but....Tsk....Sorry Lordav."

 

Lapis looks at rarity and blushes

 

Lapis:"....sigh..I understand M.....uh...Miss Rarity."

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Lapis:"I don't trust you..."

 

*Greyhawk holds Lapis by the shoulder*

 

Greyhawk:"Lapis. What's the matter with you? All he did is build her a bath. That's all."

Lapis:"I know, I know. but....Tsk....Sorry Lordav."

 

Lapis looks at rarity and blushes

 

Lapis:"....sigh..I understand M.....uh...Miss Rarity."

I know you meant well darling it's okay.

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*Ghost pops out of nowhere*

 

Ghost:"(Hi boss! Long time no see.)"

Greyhawk:"(Ghost. Where you been all this time?)"

Ghost:"(Oh I been taking some time off.)"

 

*Ghost then sees Lapis as if Lapis is looking at him.*

 

Ghost:"(Psst. Hey boss. Who is this pony?)"

Greyhawk:"(Oh. His name is Lapis. He is a royal guard assigned to keep aneye on us because of certain circumstances)"

Ghost:"(Yea well.. I coulda sword he was looking at me.)"

Greyhawk:"(Are you sure?)"

 

*Ghost looks at Lapis again*

 

Ghost:"(Hm...Maybe I have been Imagining things.)"

 

*Then ghost sees as if Amethyst is looking at him

 

Ghost:"(Ok. Now I'm scared.)"

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*Greyhawk, Ghost, Lapis and amethyst jawdrops*

 

Greyhawk:"You said you cook."

Yes but I need some ingredients that can only be brought from the camp. They come from all over the empire. Ull be surprised ;)

 

What didn't u see a dude cookin?


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Yes but I need some ingredients that can only be brought from the camp. They come from all over the empire. Ull be surprised wink.png

 

What didn't u see a dude cookin?

 

Lapis:"No because so far all you did is getting your boys to do the job for you."

Amethyst:"So lame if you ask me."

Greyhawk:"Stop it guys."

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They bring the stuff I cook it lol...

 

I've been in the emperors royal kitchen for 2 weeks

 

Ok so let me see, what did the emperor eat that time... O yes right

*1h later*

 

Here's da soup, a traditional roman mix of condiments and vegetables.

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Lapis:"....Greyhawk..."

Amethyst:".....Greyhawk..."

Greyhawk:"Shut up guys. Ok, fine. I'll find some ingredients to cook as well."

Lapis:"Wait. You know how to cook?"

Greyhawk:"Well...um......Yes I have."

Amethyst:"You haven't. Don't lie."

Greyhawk:"Look. I'll be right back."

 

*greyhawk exits*

 

Amethyst:"Oh boy. He's getting jealous."

Lapis:"Not surprised. Greyhawk felt threatened by Lordav's presence as he could take Rarity away from him. Well I hope Lordav doesn't because....well...I don't like that guy."

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*Else where in the supermarket*

 

Greyhawk:"Lessee.....Eggs......Leeks.....Salt......butter....."

 

*Few minutes later, Greyhawk comes back with his alot of random ingredients in his arm.*

 

Greyhawk:"Ok. I'm gonna start cooking."

 

Greyhawk looks at Rarity with a compassionate eyes and then looks at Lordav

 

Greyhawk:"I'll show you......"

 

Greyhawk throws all the ingredients in the air and starts slice and dice with his two knife shaped phantom hooves

 

Greyhawk:"Hyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya!"

 

Amethyst:"Wow! He's got some skill!"

Lapis:"He's sure to win Rarity's heart again!"

Ghost:"You go boss!"

 

Greyhawk:"(I'll show you. I'll show you I can cook to make her happy as well.)"

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Ohh yeah I forgot I brought this wine. It's one of the last things i have from my family, but if u don't drink it then what?

It's made from grapes from the fields of Asetium


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Here you go miss, I just can't figure out where the others are...

 

Care for some wine?

*peeks at what greyhawk is doing*

 

WOAH DUDE why r u boiling the butter?


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*Greyhawk sees how friendly rarity is becoming with Lordav. He increases his speed and starts the fire on the utensils as he puts all the ingredients in the kitchen pots. Then few minutes later, he's finished and lays them on the table...but....

 

Dishes full of black burn horrible look food is seen on the plate that is barely edible. Lapis, Amethyst and Ghost looked shocked.

 

Lapis:"Oh fuck..."

Amethyst:"We're doomed..."

Ghost:"Boss...."

 

Greyhawk:".......No...I can't have Rarity eat them...Dammit...I screwed up..."

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