The Friendly Gnome

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

I saw the friendly gnome a few days ago.

 

I had loaded it up on Garrysmod just trying to see what it was like, when I learned it's true evil intent. I had tried everything, including the remover tool to dispose of it, to no avail. I reread the description and learned that you had to set it on fire, and I did so, making it explode.

 

Everything was normal then...

 

for a time.

 

I was hearing noises on normal Garrysmod games, objects started disappearing, and an unexplainable sense of dread overwhelmed me. For these reasons, I decided avoiding Garrysmod would be for the best.

I just wanted you to understand the events I went thro-wait, what is that?

 

I think I hear something tapping on my window....I'll be right back after I check it out.

 

[Friendship_Cannon 1,676]

If you are still alive, you know that there´s only way to fight them/ protect your life...

Payed mercenaries.

(I googled for a while and I think I found exactly what you need, I couldn´t find any résumés, but therefor they look very, very professional and extremely american, and they won´t cost you too much, even if you hire them 24/7)