Marcato's Mod Vacation - Habanaro Sauce

[Marcato 2,143]

So guess who's on a brief break from moderation duties on the MLP Forums?

 

This guy.

 

I'm currently (at the time of writing) in Palm Springs, California, taking some much needed time off from school and a variety of online work. So naturally I took my time off to do stupid things.

 

 

 

So naturally when I see about four different kinds of hot sauce I have to torture myself and find out which one's the spiciest. 

 

Little did I know the restaraunt was holding out on me. Apparently they were hiding the spiciest of them all, the Habanaro sauce, in the *back room* where the cooking is done. Our waiter brought it out just for me without even asking.

 

NOTE: I still felt this half an hour later before it finally cooled down. (After about 6 ice cubes.)

That's basically the story. The sauces I had were:

 

• Generic Hotsauce
• Mild Jalapeno Tabasco Sauce
• SomeOtherOneICan'tRemember
• Tabasco Sauce
• Super Secret Cooks Habanaro Tabasco Sauce

Don't ask myself why I put myself through this stuff, I just couldn't leave that restaurant without trying each and every kind of hotsauce they had. (Apparently they used to have the next step up from Habanaro, but no one used it so it was discontinued.) Yes I am weak in the tongue. Yes I am crazy. Yes, as a matter of fact I never use hotsauce. In fact I do not understand the people that put this stuff on their bucking food. The cartoons weren't kidding, you really do go red in the face.

 

Who knows, maybe I'll do more stupid things on my mod vacation and post them around the forum lounge. 

 

P.S. Yes, I did lick that drop off a knife.