Let's start a "D-Bag" legion!

[Heretick-Tock 462]

Okay, we're all douchebags so why not just create a legion for it?

We can wear matching jackets, wear sunglasses inside and hit on other girls while our own is in the room.

Don't forget that we can laugh at our own jokes.



Oh and our morality is super important to us.

This is our icon: 

 

 

Anyone who disagrees with us is obviously a liberal bitch and probably likes guys (lol). He's not like us. We're totally not gay, not even a little bit. Hey, watching Desperate Housewives doesn't make me gay. I like all the women on that show. So what if they're a little olde- 

NO, I DON'T LIKE OLD WOMEN. SHUT UP. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I'M GAY.

SERIOUSLY GUYS, I'M NOT GAY. I SWEAR. 
THE THING WITH JOHN WAS ONE NIGHT AND I WAS DRUNK. 

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, OH MY GOD.
FUCK YOU, DON'T YOU DARE TELL EVERYONE.

 

Yeah and we threaten everyone with violence because fuck being decent people and contributing to society. #YOLO #SWAG 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

The mighty General of the Douchebag legion, Donald Trump:

[Freeze-Frame 100]

Dammit, I hate you guys.  You see, I am a part of another legion that devotes its entire existence to trying to make you all look stupid because you don't have a PhD like us (or at least we think we do).

 

Our symbol looks better than yours.  It a "A" with a circle around it that's usually mistaken for the Star Trek logo.

 

We only listen to one thing, and thing is science.  For example, because of science, we now know that the universe suddenly popped into existence from absolutely nothing.  It just makes so much sense, all thanks to science.

 

We are obsessed with magical pink unicorns and the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster (praise be unto him).  Our pope is Richard Dawkings and his bishop (otherwise known as his boy-toy) Bill Maher.

 

Most of our legion consist of little 11 year old kids, and we go on the Internet everyday after school and watch people on YouTube like The Amazing Atheist and Jaclyn Gleen.  And after we watch all of their loving videos, we comment on how you type of people are stupid because we literally have nothing else to do with our lives, considering how we have no friends.

 

To tell the truth, we are just smarter than everyone else because we are not you.  And every time we meet one of you people online, we tell you how better we are by saying how you believe in Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny and we don't.  Along with that, we support gay marriage unlike you guys by calling you gay yourselves because that makes sense... right?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

You can bring this to real world fruition too!

Start purchasing goods and products whose business have of questionable ethics, below-the-board safety and other immoral practices, like illegal human experimentation, trafficking and child enslavement! Such as the following:

 

Monsanto, Chevron Gas Corp., H&M, Agercrombie & Fitch, The Gap, Calvin Klein, Ford Motors, Co., Nestle Foods Ltd, Wal Mart

 

And so many more!

Edited February 3, 2014 by Blue

[Guest90210 3,568]

Alright guys.

 

Everyone needs to buy an acoustic guitar and learn to play "Wonderwall" by Oasis. Chicks love Wonderwall.

 

Also, buy some jeans with pre-ripped holes and put on an obsessive amount of cologne. Refer to everyone as your "bro", regardless of their actual relation to you.

 

Finally, demand money from your parents once you blow it all on hair gel.

Edited February 3, 2014 by Rivendare