A dream of mine

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Hello guys, what I am about to tell you is something really awkward that happened to me last night in my dream. I don't know whether or not I should tell you but I suppose I might as well.

 

So I was pretty drunk yesterday and while watching the whole MLP Season 3 I fell asleep halfway through it, I know, how can I possibly fall asleep by watching ponies?!

 

Anyway what happened next was rather strange. I found myself in my room, just laying on the couch, watching TV, what was indeed a strange dream to begin with when I heard a voice ringing from the kitchen. "I made you a Sandwich, darling!" I was thinking "Nice, I'm so hungry for a sandwich now" but then again something bothered me... I knew this voice but couldn't tell where I did from. So after switching to a different TV show I noticed somebody coming from the kitchen, it was not a human though, it was a pony. It was the one and only Rarity. Surprised I jumped up as she replied "What's wrong, Darling, I made you your sandwich you wanted and even got you a beer along with it."

 

Of course I wasn't able to reply at first but then she continued: "Or is it that you'd like to have a special surprise?" as she started giggling coming closer to me, it seemed like she was seducing me. As she went down to get to my manly part, I couldn't see her anymore, I needed to get my 300 pounds belly out of the way first but it was no use, I couldn't get a nice view.

 

Disappointed I said "Oh well, let's get in the bedroom" and let her get up the stairs as I planned to rush after her. To my surprise it seemed that I have yet gained more weight as I somehow got stuck in the stairs and eventually the walls broke due to my masculine muscles that were hiding below that pure mass of lard.

 

Happy and exhausted I finally reached the top of the stairs. I was extremely exhausted though and suddenly my feet slipped away below my 400 pounds body and I fell down the stairs, breaking half of them. Rarity heard it but since the stairs were broke she couldn't reach me. I didn't feel any pain but after that everything seemed like it was stuck in time just like I was in those stairs. The last thing I've seen for hours was Rarity's worried face over my adonis-like body and just before I woke up I felt a tear of hers dropping down on my face as I woke up. Raising my head, I still felt that tear on my forehead...

 

 

This is a joke trololol Cakebandit shall be banned. G3 Octavia is pure torture.

 

Unfortunately these dreams would not stop. The next dream was related to My Little Pony as well. I was lying on the ground when my dream started. I knew where I was, I was in Fluttershy's cottage. Suddenly the door opened and Fluttershy along with Angel walked it. As expected Fluttershy was not saying a single word after seeing me, just started blushing and ran out of the door again.

 

I was unable to get up, after all my feet couldn't touch the ground as I was lying on my belly, I felt a little helpless to be honest. "Uhm... Help!?" I shouted as I suddenly heard a faint squeak. Fluttershy was still in front of her door.

 

"Fluttershy, I know you are out there! Come on and help me already!"

 

"How can this thing know my name? Does it have psychic powers? I've never seen a hippo looking like that, what should I do, what should I do?!"

 

That voice was slightly different than Fluttershy's normal voice but definitely her. I could only explain it like those thoughts of protagonists being spoken out for the viewer to understand in movies but I didn't bother in the beginning.

 

"Come on and help me already? I'm in need!" I shouted.

 

"Eeeeeek!" Fluttershy's silent voice erupted from the door. Seconds afterwards she slowly opened the door. Angel, who was along her was hopping on my back as he has gotten bigger than Fluttershy now.

 

"This thing looks like a hippo but somewhat different, just what is that thing?"

 

That was weird, I didn't see her lips moving but didn't bother and asked her again to help me up.

 

"I've done it with Hippos before but I wonder what it'll feel like if I do it with this thing, whatever it is, will it please me?

 

"Say what?!" I shouted out loud. I finally realized what was happening, I've been reading her thoughts... to be honest I didn't expect Fluttershy to have such dirty thoughts as she seems the calmest and most collected one out of the Mane 6.

 

"It can read my mind?!" She noticed it as well and instantly started blushing.

 

"What....a-a-a-are....you?" Her voice could be heard faintly.

 

"I'm a human and I'm a huge fan of you, also could you finally help me get up?"

 

"But... humans are not that... "big"."

 

"Hey! It's 400 pounds pure muscles! Also if you don't help me up, I will tell everypony what you've been thinking all this time!"

 

"You can't even get up, you fat hippo human, how are you even supposed to tell anypony?" Fluttershy walked out of her cottage again, closing the door and locking it.

 

"HEY, I'M NOT DONE YET, HELP ME GET UP!" Then all of a sudden I got wings. Unfortunately, because I was face-down, the flapping of the wings only pushed me more towards the ground as my body caused the earth's rotation to be altered leading to a period of cold that was destroying Equestria. I froze to death nearly 3 hours later than all the ponies because my manly mass of 400 pounds muscles saved me from freezing right away. As I "died", I woke up again, feeling my arms and legs being very numb. Somehow I got a feeling these dreams might affect me.

 

 

 

I have to find a way to get rid of this curse. The next night after that I found myself in Ponyville again, this time blocking the road... if only somepony had a Pokeflute.

 

Suddenly I noticed a little filly coming up to me.

 

"Hello there!" It was Applebloom, I remember her, she is my favorite of the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

 

"Hi." I replied.

 

"Why are ya blockin' the way. Is there any way to get across you?"

 

"Well, well well, my little filly, I suppose you have to climb my adonis-like body that no woman can resist!"

 

"Woman? What is that? A female hippo?" Why is everypony calling me a hippo? Can't they see I'm having more muscles than Iron Will himself?!

 

"No, actually get lost, I'll just stay here for the rest of my life."

 

"But Ah need to get across to get to Sweetie Belle's house."

 

I attacked in a grumpy rage... oh well, at least I tried but in the end I couldn't get up, I wonder why.

 

"Hey you, can you by any chance help me get up?"

 

"Sorry, I don't want to get crushed."

 

That statement made my anger explode. I could feel my skin turning green, I was not myself anymore, before I could say anything, it transformed me.

 

"LUNATIC ANGRY!" I shouted, unable to control myself as suddenly my body lifted itself almost on it's own. I couldn't control myself, Applebloom who has been insulting me was running away from me into the Everfree Forest. I rushed after her and destroyed everything on my way while continuously shouting "PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!"

 

It was then when Applebloom reached a house inside the Everfree Forest and a Zebra stepped out of it, holding something in her hooves. As I continued shouting that sentence she threw something that seemed like a potion at me. Unfortunate for me, there was a Banana peel right in front of me making me slip, causing a huge earthquake creating a sound that made the glass, in which the potion was, break and it's liquid was all over my sexy body. I began to calm myself down until I turned back to what I was before but the transformation did not stop. As the transformation continued, my body kept changing until I looked somewhat like a strange bear, eyes closed, unable to open them as I started to yawn and fall asleep on the ground.

 

After I woke up, I noticed Pokemon playing on the TV. The Pokeflute was played that exact same moment I woke up. Could my body full of mucles been transformed into a Relaxo full of fat? I really wonder. But what I didn't know was that these strange dreams weren't even close to being over yet...

 

 

Now happy clopping everyone

 

Edited December 14, 2013 by Applejackismahwaifu

[Lordav 3,427]

y does everyone except me dream ponies. for gods sake i have rarity pics on my bedside tabe ON my bible. yyyyyyyyyyy

[lomk 20,663]

Holy crap, man. Now I can say for sure that a beer and a sandwich are always good. I mean, I could do beer and sandwiches like bacon and eggs. There's never a bad time for a beer and a sandwich

 

I must admit that this is probably the strangest string of dreams I've ever read about

 

y does everyone except me dream ponies. for gods sake i have rarity pics on my bedside tabe ON my bible. yyyyyyyyyyy

 

You're not the only one whose dreams don't feature ponies. Like seriously, I've had dreams where I'm married to my best friend. But I've yet to have a dream where I went to Equestria. 

Edited December 15, 2013 by ~Sadistic Luna~

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Holy crap, man. Now I can say for sure that a beer and a sandwich are always good. I mean, I could do beer and sandwiches like bacon and eggs. There's never a bad time for a beer and a sandwich

 

I must admit that this is probably the strangest string of dreams I've ever read about

 

 

You're not the only one whose dreams don't feature ponies. Like seriously, I've had dreams where I'm married to my best friend. But I've yet to have a dream where I went to Equestria. 

Truth be told, I tried to troll a little and do something funny and trust me, while writing this I was laughing excessively a lot... It's all Cakebandit's fault though.

[Lordav 3,427]

Truth be told, I tried to troll a little and do something funny and trust me, while writing this I was laughing excessively a lot... It's all Cakebandit's fault though.

So it was all a troll. Gosh i hate when ppl do that. imean i stuck a picture with cellar tape on my celing above my bed...

 

I have 1 thing to say:

 

SCREW YOU DUDE

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

So it was all a troll. Gosh i hate when ppl do that. imean i stuck a picture with cellar tape on my celing above my bed...

 

I have 1 thing to say:

 

SCREW YOU DUDE

<3 I did have a dream about poniez tonight, but I cannot talk about it :<

[Lordav 3,427]

<3 I did have a dream about poniez tonight, but I cannot talk about it :<

SCREW YOU EVEN MORE DUDE

 

(Too lazy to find a bigger screw, so imagine its a double length one )

 

Im gonna fill my room with pics