Hey guys, a few days ago I was at a garage sale when I picked up a DVD. It had "MLPFiM S3E14" written on it, which was very strange, since Season 3 only had 13 episodes, but since it looked legit, I bought it.

I took it home and put it into the DVD player and when it loaded up it just had static which was very strange but eh. The intro came on and everything looked completely hyperrealistic. Then, the episode started. It started with Sweetie Belle playing on the playground, but without the other two. I had a heart attack because this was 2scary. All she was doing was shooting some b-ball outside the school, when Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, who were up to no good, started making trouble for Sweetie Belle. Sweetie Belle got angry and swatted at them and Diamond Tiara swatted back, giving her a black eye.

Sweetie Belle got in one little fight and Rarity got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Canterlot." Sweetie Belle begged and pleaded, day after day, and she packed her suitcase, and sent her on her way. She gave her a kiss, then she gave her her ticket. Sweetie Belle put her walkpony on and said "I might as well kick it." She whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and there was dice in the mirror. If anything, she thought this cab was rare, but she thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes to Canterlot!"

She pulled up to the house around 7 or 8, and she yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ye later!" She looked at her kingdom, she was finally there, to sit on her throne as the princess of Canterlot.

After watching this, I was so horrified that I killed myself by scorching out my eyes with a toothbrush.