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Season Five Preview: We Are Number One!


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One scene from the many future chapters over season of AJBS, starting this first week of April. Enjoy!

 

 

"Okay," I proceeded to say once the shared laughter subsided, chuckling admist my words. "I - heh - think we should lay off from anything destructive for a while."

 

"For once, I concur." Discord replied, wiping away an invisible tear after our fit of laughter from what happened back in the forest. "I say we should proceed to play by something that won't cause everypony to be after our tails. Even if they could certainly try."

 

"Agreed." Spike nodded, turning to me with a wide smile. "What's next then? Any other games from your world we could play bro?"

 

Shrugging, I pondered the question. Meanwhile, Trixie scoffed once again, still slightly sour from the unfinished battle, but smiling and laughing with us regardless. "Your idea of fun lacks subtlety. Trixie knows how to cause more entertainment with less destructive tendencies." Uh-huh. The three of us rolled our eyes, though mine was moreso in fondness.

 

"Says the mare whose 'entertainment' almost got others harmed."

 

"Way to bring up old wounds." The mare muttered, looking slightly dejected from the reminder.

 

"Aha!" Discord suddenly had an idea, made evident by the light bulb appearing beside his head... And a poke from him making it lit up. "What do you guys say to a few harmless pranks on our dear friends?"

 

Trixie frowned. "Including the Princess?" Something told me that wasn't concern she expressed. At his nod, my suspicions were confirmed. The unicorn began smiling rather deviously. "In that case, the Great and Powerful Trixie will be all too happy to participate in your childish antics, friends."

 

Oh lovely. This should be good.

 

"But first, Trixie must ask; are you all real tricksters?"

 

"Well..." Spike responded first, shrugging sheepishly. "Technically... Nah."

 

...Wait a minute...

 

"Have you ever pranked somepony, even your precious Princess?"

 

If this was going where I THOUGHT it was going...

 

Spike shook his head, prompting Trixie to question next, "Have you ever even tried pranking somepony?" Spike shook his head again, and Discord and I exchanged realizing knowing looks. Of course he'd know about the famous meme. "Very well then! I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, supposes she has to teach you how to be tricksters!"

 

Oh my Goooooooood...!

 

Discord, on cue, summoned the very much-needed instrument. And somehow, I got the suspicion either he or Starswirl were most likely responsible for Trixie beginning this parody song by a legend. The music commenced, the trumpet starting off the song that spawned a thousands memes.

 

"HEY!
We are number one! Hey!
We are number one!"

 

Trixie grinned smugly.

 

"Now listen closely..."

 

And what followed was essentially a montage, as the mare guided us back into the town to proceed with the pranking of many oblivious ponies.

 

"Here's a little lesson in trickery!
This is going down in history!
If you wanna be a prankster number one!
You have to catch a Princess off-guard on the run!"

 

Twilight wasn't too hard to find, spotting herself enjoying a cup of tea by the Ponyville cafe. Hiding from her field of vision, we slowly approached the smiling mare. Pranking Twilight? Thank God we don't sleep together, otherwise I would be taking the couch tonight.

 

"Just follow these moves, and sneak around!
Be careful not to make a sound!"

 

The prank in question was... Nothing too harmful. Though a surprised Twilight reactively fled from the open book suddenly gaining a mouth, snapping and proceeding to chase her across the streets. In satisfaction, we continued on with harmlessly playing tricks on our other friends.

 

"We are number one!"

 

Pinkie soon found herself smothered in cream pies aimed at her in all directions. And Rarity, bless her, was appalled by her racked dresses suddenly being decorated in awful colour schemes. I dare say Discord and Trixie's combined efforts were making them kindred spirits. I honestly couldn't recall if the two got along by the season six finale.

 

"We are number one!"

 

Applejack wasn't at all pleased by her pulled wagon suddenly being filled with anvils. Next up was none other than Fluttershy.

 

"Now use these balloons, that Trixie found.
When she says go, be ready to blow!"

 

This was gonna be cruel...

 

"Go!"

 

And it was!

 

"I'll send her flowers as an apology later..." Discord mumbled, quickly getting over scaring off his friend by the sound of multiple balloons popping simontaneously.

 

"Now watch, and learn. Here's the deal!
She'll slip and slide on this banana peel!"

 

Okay, watching Rainbow being taken by surprise like that was pretty hysterical. Teaches you not to walk instead of fly, eh Rainbow?

 

"We are number one!"

 

The pranks only escalated from there. To the Mayor, Bon, Lyra, Derpy, Whooves, Mr and Mrs Cupcake, and so on. Needless, the entire town wasn't too pleased by four pranksters making a mess around the town. Ah we'll deal with the aftermath later, Discord can always clean up all messes with his flawless magic.

 

"We are number one!
Pranksters number one!"

 

Trixie all too happily declared that in the middle of town square, admist unimpressed citizens finding themselves covered in fresh paint giving them new fur colour.

 

"Da! Da da da da da da da! Da da da da da, da da!
We are number one!"

 

Gonna get in a looot trouble for this... Ah well. Hakuna Matata!

 

"Da! Da da da da da da da! Da da da da da, da da!
We are number one! We are number one!

 

We are number one!
Hey HEY!"

 

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