Always have Haddaway's "What is Love" in a CD or iPod or Phone with an aux cord or bluetooth while driving with friends (3+). You just don't know when you guys want to eventually do a NIght at the Roxbury skit.
If your having a bad day, (don't sing the song D:<) remember, you're enemies are having a worse day than you, because you are too awesome and unkillable.
Oh and they stepped on a lego, so woots to good karma!
Remember folks, there were people who were bitten by more monstrous, venomous animals, such as Great White Sharks, Lions, Snakes, and tarantulas.
So stop being a baby! Its just a common ant bite. Go put some na na na, na na naaa, Neo. Nanananananana, Sporin on that bite. Or something. I don't know.
(If it is more than 20 bites, then a side note for you: Stop playing with ants.)
If food is expired, please do save a life and tell your fellow friend, family member, or lover to not eat it. You might just save a life. And if they reject you, then give them a Pepto bottle and pray for them.
And if they're lucky, there is bound to a be a disease going on so don't touch them. Just saying.
In other words, burn dem bad foods D:<