Where to start...
I took off from Whiterun and towards a giant Derpy. But what stood before me was a guard, in my path...
"Let me guess....someone stole your sweet roll?".
Aggravated by this man's harsh tone and insolent disgrace against the obvious kleptomanical progressions of my fellow kinsman, and the complexity of my dessert eating habits. I had to do something...t'was not a problem...
I stepped forward, and with the press of 'Z' I shouted...
"DA WARUDO!!!"
Time, had