"...because inside, I don't wanna grow up. I am a manchild born in the wrong body with an interest with other men. I wanna play with toy ponies and brush their hair all day. I also join the brony community because I'm lonely. Nobody ever wants to talk about hair braiding with me but now I have friends to braid hair with!"
Obviously, this sounds utterly ridiculous. If you're ever trying to present other people's logic (e.g. during a political discussion), if it sounds ridiculous to you, chanc