(This is absolutely not serious other than the fact that I DO eat ribs with a fork)
Dear everypony who thinks that eating ribs with a fork is "too classy" DO YOU WANNA HAVE PIG JUICE ON YOUR BUCKING HOOVES?!!!?? NAUUUUU, I didn't think so!
And like, I'm scrolling on my phone while I'm eating, this dinner is barbecued ribs NOT barbecued Samsung phone!
Guys, do you think I want my hooves covered in crusty sauce, nuh uh, noooo, nuh uh
