I think I should advise you of how cheesy this part is. Just a slight advisory note.

 

Part VI

 

-Directly after Part V-

SOLDIER- ...I need your rifle for some time. So I'll just borrow it, I promise soldier. *takes SNIPER's rifle*

Italics(The Administrator)- Get to point Bravo right away, Squad Alpha. You'd better make me proud.

 

 

Part VII

-About 20 minutes later-

Enter SOLDIER, ENGINEER III, SCOUT IV, and HEAVY II, at Mann Co.'s weapon cache.

 

SOLDIER- At least I have buddies here.

SCOUT IV- Yeah I know it, Pally.

ENGINEER III- Pardners, we have reached

our destination. Time to show 'em a good ole rodeo. YEEHAW!

*They drop out of carrier*

HEAVY II- Are comrades ready?

SCOUT IV and ENGINEER III- Yeah!

SOLDIER- I'm as ready as I'll get...

*Robots enter... *

Meanwhile, SNIPER opens his own grave.

SNIPER- Mates! ... *whispers(Mongrels... )* MATES!!!

SNIPER- They thought I died... Haha, I don't die! I'm the main character, mate!

To attend to HEAVY II, SCOUT IV, ENGINEER III, and SOLDIER...

*HEAVY II and ENGINEER III are standing on a building near the robot spawn.*

*HEAVY II and ENGINEER III slaughter robots on a massive scale, but suddenly...*

HEAVY II- What you say Engineer? Something about enemy Snipers?

ENGINEER III- Yeah, I said to let Scout take care of 'em. We should look out for bigger robots, reckon they'll be more of a challenge.

HEAVY II- Why should I trust you?

ENGINEER III- Because I'm an Engineer. I solve practical problems. It's my job. In this case, we don't need... Heavy?

HEAVY II- OH, THIS IS BAD!

ENGINEER III- Oh shit. Medic! Hell, he left us, and so did the Pyro... Where are those fellas?

*SCOUT IV and SOLDIER are hastily defending the sides*

*SCOUT IV hastily takes out several robots*

SCOUT IV- This is getting way to easy. Process that, metal-brained morons.

SOLDIER *after killing a robot Demoman*- Scotland isn't even a country, you're just a robotic kilt-wearing Englishman. That's exactly why you deserve a bullet in your circuitry!

*Soldier has an arm blown off by the grenades of a robotic DEMOMAN.*

SOLDIER- OWW! MEDIC! Where is that German medicine woman?

-Part VIII-

*The ENGINEERS look at SNIPER in shock*

SNIPER- Where's my rifle, mate? I was in a coma, I think. I probably looked dead though.

one of the ENGINEERS- Soldier took it. But here's a shotgun, a revolver, and your knife.

*this ENGINEER gives SNIPER these*

SNIPER- Thanks, mate! Time to go kill some robotic mongrels!

SNIPER-... Where is he?

that ENGINEER- He is at the Weapon Cache.

SNIPER- Time to take down some Robots!

*SNIPER arrives. Only to see HEAVY II dead, and the others struggling to defend. SNIPER runs into battle. SNIPER headshots a robot with his revolver.*

SOLDIER- What the hell? Oh... Wait. What is this? Sniper?

SNIPER- Remember me?

-PART IX-

*Soldier pinches himself. This is real, he said to himself.*

SNIPER- I heard from the Engineers back at the Manor you needed assistance. Well, mate, here it is!

SOLDIER- Here's your rifle, soldier.

SNIPER- Here's a shotgun the Engineers gave me. I thought you may need it, mate.

SOLDIER- Kill the rest, everyone. Then meet south of this building. Read me?

ENGINEER III and SCOUT IV- Yeah!

*After the rounds end, SOLDIER, SCOUT IV, and ENGINEER III honor the return of SNIPER, in excited manner.*

SOLDIER- We have reinforcements. But not just any soldier. We have Sniper!

SCOUT IV- Way to go, Pally!

ENGINEER III- Wooowheee!

*Robot wave comes in*

SNIPER- Mates, we have no more time to celebrate. LET'S GO MATES!

-PART X-

ENGINEER III- Yeeeeeehaw!

SCOUT IV- Time to whoop some robot ass! Here's a schematic for ya hardhat, a robot building machine!

ENGINEER III- Got it, pardner.

SOLDIER- My condolences, Mann Co. But I need a rocket launcher!

*Rocket launcher lands as ordinance*

SNIPER- Wave G'bye to your mechanical heads, wankas!

*Robots swarm around them. SNIPER combat rolls, and shoots his revolver 6 times, until it runs out of ammo. This downs 4 robots.*

*While switching to his rifle* SNIPER- Keep pushing, lads! We can't kill these mongrels with that little effort!

ENGINEER III- Got it. *Sentry is built, SENTRY shoots down several robots, before being shot. SOLDIER kills more with rocket blasts. SCOUT IV dies from being shot by a sniper.*

ENGINEER III- Scout Down! Sniper, aim for the snipers!

SNIPER- Yeah, mate. On target!

*Double headshot on the snipers. ENGINEER III is killed by a scout robot.*

SOLDIER- Engineer down!

-Part XI-

SNIPER- Fine, robots, have it your way.

*Reloads revolver, shoots down robots*

SOLDIER- 70 left! Or at least I think so...

SNIPER- Wave G'bye to ya heads, wankas!

*Quadruple headshot*

*Robots charge forward, rendering SNIPER's rifle completely useless...*

SNIPER- Nope! Haha. Mongrel. *shoots robot without scoping in, destroying the circuitry* You died like you lived: a bunch of scrap metal without a purpose.

*SNIPER quickly draws his revolver*

*SOLDIER rocket jumps around, shoots several robots down on the way.*

SOLDIER- Maggots!

*SNIPER shoots down a group of robots before reloading and switching to his knife*

SNIPER- You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse.

SOLDIER- *Imitating robots* Be-Boop-Beep! Am I too violent for ya, robot cupcakes?

*Sniper quickly draws and shoots down another robot*

SNIPER- You. Are. A. DISGRACE.

* shoots down several robots before reloading*

SOLDIER- Didn't know I brought THIS(*shotgun*), did ya, mister "I run on American jobs?"

*SOLDIER shoots down several more*

ADMINISTRATOR- Congratulations. Now on to your next mission. There is a rogue Pyro, take him out.

-Part XII-

SOLDIER- Well, that answers that question.

SNIPER- What question, mate?

SOLDIER- I was wondering where Pyro was, since she went.

SNIPER- Isn't the Pyro... Actually a man?

SOLDIER- The man prefers the feminine pronoun, so HE petitioned a change to his preferred pronoun to SHE. Wait... How did you know that? You're leader of Squad Gamma, not part of Alpha...

SNIPER- Pyro and I know a bit more about each other than nothing, mate. We were great friends, I knew of her effeminate side, but I didn't think that the crazed maniac would petition for a sort of... Gender reference change. I didn't even know such petitions existed.

SOLDIER- Apparently they do, soldier. Apparently they do.

SNIPER- What about Medic?

SOLDIER- I don't know if I should tell you the next bit, not that it's classified, but it's a little bit... Unnecessary.

SNIPER- Oh. I think I know what it is.

SOLDIER- Really? Then I guess I can tell you. She is in love with Medic. They're really in quite the intense relationship.

SNIPER- About what I figured. I knew Pyro was gay, and the Medic seemed, a bit interested in men himself.

SOLDIER- Time to see what's going on with these lovebirds.

SNIPER- Okay mate. Well, I guess it's your time soon, medicine woman!

-End-