I had a request for doing a post in the advice forums but since I don't think anyone should take it seriously I'm just doing a blogpost about it instead, so..

What do you do when your closets friends in real life decides to make accounts on here to stop you from logging on this site? And their names are QueenElsa and KimJongUn? I really like KimJongUn though, even though he wants to eat me(spend less money on military!), but I really like him and our relationship is like this:

But in the end they're my friends and I will soon murder one of them one way or another, even though KimJongUn will nuke me before I get a chance, lol (I can't fight you, I can't even run from you, and even if I could it would be the day pigs could fly and I would die of exhaustion).

.. So @KimJongUn, happy? xD