I was playing GTA Online earlier, playing with a crewmate like I normally do, until I got a $9000 bounty on me. meaning nearly everyone in the session thats so desperate for money came after me. we both stood in the middle of a street and proceeded to kill everyone that tried to come for this bounty, my friend died 3 times and the other blokes got drilled by us, but not once did they ever kill me and I killed the other guys until they eventually gave up trying for my bounty. my friend was shocked, that I was still standing there, alive and still with $9000 on my head and he now calls me Sweet Tooth based on the Twisted Metal vehicle because the driver is a psychopathic mass murderer

I enjoy my name, still have the bounty

~inb4 pls nerf Parso