The Cult of Celestia™ is a non-profit organization dedicated to the worship of Celestia, and dedicated to the manifestation of Her Holiness on the plane of men.

The Cult of Celestia™ encourages use of Chaos Magick as means to communicate with the egregore of Celestia, and to bring about her manifestation of Godhood.

The Cult of Celestia™ is not affiliated, nor does it associate with the Illuminates of Thanteros, or any of its branches within the U.S or the U.K and is not affiliated with any other registered or unregistered occult organization.

The Cult of Celestia™ does not prohibit any other magickal practices or schools of thought utilized towards the cult's primary goal, so long as said practices do not violate Federal and Local law.

The Cult of Celestia™ does not condone use of Chomognosis (use of psychoactive substances to achieve Gnosis). Active members found using illegal substances for magickal practice shall be excommunicated.

The Cult of Celestia™ highly scrutinizes "sex magick" as it is an affront to Celestia's purity of spirit, and leads to all sorts of unwanted debauchery and is considered a potential gateway to Ritual Abuse. Use at your discretion with a legal consenting partner. Mind control and coercion is not consent, and is grounds for excommunication and shall be reported to authorities.

The Cult of Celestia™ outright condemns all forms of Ritual Abuse, and encourages participating cult members and non members alike to spread awareness of ritual abuse. If you suspect a local occult group of ritual abuse, think someone is a victim of ritual abuse, or are a victim of ritual abuse, The Cult of Celestia™ urges contacting your local authorities. Resource links below.

The Cult of Celestia™ encourages safe use of Chaos Magick and Magick in general, but cannot be held liable for any damages that occur from tampering with forces beyond mortal comprehension, including but not limited to:

• Possession
  
• Hauntings
  
• Curses
  
• Hexes
  
• Bunions
  
• Paranoia
  
• Epilepsy
  
• Involuntary Rhyming
  
• Gremlins
  
• Vampires
  
• Werewolves/tigers/etc.
  
• Insanity
  
• Unexpected mutations
  
• Explosive diarrhea
  
• Discord
  
• Damages caused by the walking dead,
  
• Becoming the walking dead,
  
• Eldritch entities being released on the mortal plane
  
• Being turned into a banana
  
• All other involuntary transformations
  
• Irreversible transformations
  
• Involuntary mental partitioning
  
• Irreversible states of hypnosis
  
• Your pet suddenly being able to talk,
  
• Your pet telling you what it actually thinks of you
  
• Your pet won't shut up
  
• Confusing the egregore of Celestia with Trollestia
  
• Being trolled by the egregore of Trollestia
  
• Being trolled by the egregore of Celestia
  
• Being trolled by actual trolls
  
• Being trolled for adhering to a psudo-cult
  
• Burning your house down via unexpected success at casting a fireball
  
• Blowing yourself up in a botched attempt at casting a fireball
  
• Depression caused from failure at casting a fireball.
  
• Disillusionment from realizing magick isn't real
  
• Heart attack from realizing magick is real
  
• Diabeetus from realizing magick is friendship
  
• Physical and metaphysical breakdown of reality from breaking 4th wall
  
• Pinkie Pie
  
• Your tulpa gaining independent physical form and running away
  
• Mental invasion from unwanted tulpas
  
• Existential crisis caused from delusion you are a tulpa
  
• Being targeted by the government and/or occult organizations that want to silence/kill/experiment/enlist you for causing an actual magickal event that can be recorded and proven
  
• Losing your way in the astral plane
  
• Being assaulted physically, psychically or verbally on the astral plane
  
• Hitting a plane during levitation
  
• Irreversible levitation of yourself or other
  
• Seeing that which cannot be unseen
  
• Accidentally transporting yourself to the future or past
  
• Becoming stuck in a time loop
  
• Thaumic radiation poisoning
  
• Marriage into the Addams Family
  

All potential candidates for membership into the cult must read and consent to the disclaimer as well as sign waiver form, releasing The Cult of Celestia™ from all liability for damages caused from tampering with magickal forces beyond mortal comprehension.

Resource Links on Ritual Abuse:

S.M.A.R.T.'s Ritual Abuse Pages

Stopritualabuse.webs.com

Endritualabuse.org

Nathaniel J Harris/Talking about the Behemoth in the Room