6th Pony Waifu Marriage...zzz

...zzzz...zzzz...

 

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Oh...um...Jumpcut x Japplack...Applejack...zzz

 

 

Skype Marriage Transcript

[3:24:11 PM] Kel Grym: *stunbles in groggily*

 

[3:24:11 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Here.

 

[3:24:22 PM] Kel Grym: *mumbles*

 

[3:24:37 PM] Kel Grym: *hand creeps up slowley to turn wedding music on*

 

[3:24:51 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Hello!!!!!

 

[3:24:57 PM] AlicornAcolyte:

 

[3:24:58 PM] Jump Cut: Hi

 

[3:25:00 PM] Kel Grym: *cringes*

 

[3:25:08 PM] Kel Grym: ah.ah...oh yes.

 

[3:25:11 PM] Jump Cut: too loud?

 

[3:25:14 PM] Kel Grym: lil...

 

[3:25:21 PM] Kel Grym: *ahem*

 

[3:25:26 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Boo.

 

[3:25:37 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Ohai

 

[3:25:45 PM] :Flutterdash:: Hello

 

[3:25:45 PM] Kel Grym: *shoots acolyte death glare*

 

[3:25:52 PM] Kel Grym: hello guys.

 

[3:25:59 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Hey Kel.

 

[3:26:15 PM] Kel Grym: So lets get this started.

 

[3:26:44 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d)

 

[3:26:56 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here today, to celebrate the union of a pony and a man, in holy matriomony....zzz

 

[3:27:17 PM] Jump Cut: *nuges Kel*

 

[3:27:28 PM] Kel Grym: !

 

[3:27:33 PM] Kel Grym: wha wha?

 

[3:27:51 PM] Jump Cut: my wedding

 

[3:27:56 PM] :Flutterdash:: :Flutterdash: takes seat beside Fluttershy

 

[3:28:09 PM] Kel Grym: oh yes...uh...Groom is here?

 

[3:28:16 PM] Jump Cut: I am

 

[3:28:29 PM] Kel Grym: *sees jump cut for first time* oh...

 

[3:28:34 PM] Kel Grym: And the bride?

 

[3:29:06 PM] Applejack: I'm here sir

 

[3:29:33 PM] Kel Grym: ...zzz

 

 

[3:29:37 PM] Applejack: -_-...

 

[3:29:44 PM] :Flutterdash:: Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

 

[3:29:49 PM] Jump Cut: *nuges Kel hard*

 

[3:29:54 PM] Kel Grym: !!

 

[3:29:57 PM] Kel Grym: I'm awake!

 

[3:30:15 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (angry)

 

[3:30:15 PM] Applejack: oh for the love of

 

[3:31:21 PM] Kel Grym: So...do you Jumpcut, take this pony, Applejack, to be your kitchen wench, until your inevitable demise that is programmed by your natural biology?

 

[3:31:49 PM] Jump Cut: I most certainly do!

 

[3:33:27 PM] Kel Grym: Excellent. And do you Applejack, take this alleged human, to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse, for thick and thin, until you Flash Program that animates you glitches up and your lost forever on an obscure hardrive in the Himalayas?

 

[3:34:51 PM] Applejack: *looks deeply into Jump Cut's eyes* Ye' sir... I do.

 

[3:35:20 PM] Jump Cut: *Jump Cut looks into Applejacks eyes*

 

[3:35:52 PM] Kel Grym: Alrighty then...does any one have any fucks to give about this union, its legitiamacy, or whether or not it should take place?

 

[3:36:02 PM] Zizkil M.: 0 fucks given

 

[3:36:13 PM] Jump Cut: *nods at Ziz*

 

[3:36:28 PM] AlicornAcolyte: I don't think so.

 

[3:36:42 PM] Zizkil M.: :^)

 

[3:36:45 PM] Kel Grym: Good. Then I pronounce the both of you Husband and Wife. You may kiss the bride.

 

*Applejack and Jumpcut both kiss very romantically*

 

[3:37:59 PM] Kel Grym: zzz....*Minister KelGrym farts in his sleep*

 

[3:38:30 PM] Jump Cut: *Jump and Applejack shoot glares at Kel*

 

[3:38:43 PM] Kel Grym: ...*snores*

 

[3:39:03 PM] Jump Cut: *both roll eyes*

 

 

[3:39:25 PM] Fluttershy: *throws confetti* Yay.

 

 

 

Great! Your now...now...nnn...zzz

 

 

zzz....zzz....zzz

 

Source: Minister KelGrym's Religious Services