11th Pony Waifu Marraige: Minister KelGrym X Pinkamena (cupcakes)

Entry posted by Kel_Grym June 10, 2014

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The Ministers Wedding and Funeral Day

Minister Kel Grym X Pinkamena (Cupcakes)

[4:50:02 PM] Kel Grym: I'm ready for my big day!

[4:50:20 PM] Kel Grym: How about you Pinkamena?

[4:50:36 PM] *** Pwincess Huggies has changed the conversation topic to "WEDDING TIEM!!!" ***

[4:50:58 PM] Pinkamena: ...

[4:52:11 PM] Pwincess Huggies: Her is some wedding music.

[4:52:18 PM] Kel Grym: Where is the deputy minister?

[4:52:46 PM] AlicornAcolyte: *meditating in corner*

[4:53:28 PM] Kel Grym: *scratches chin*

[4:53:36 PM] Kel Grym: What are you meditating about?

[4:54:16 PM] AlicornAcolyte: The ultimate truth of Celestia.

[4:55:14 PM] Kel Grym: I see.

[4:55:40 PM] Kel Grym: um...

[4:55:48 PM] Kel Grym: Are we going to get this show on the road?

[4:55:54 PM] Jump Cut: to the church?

[4:56:01 PM] Kel Grym: were in the church

[4:56:19 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Are we ready?

[4:56:27 PM] Kel Grym: Yes!

[4:56:27 PM] Jump Cut: oh the 2nd church

[4:56:47 PM] Pwincess Huggies: Wedding music below

[4:56:55 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Okay! Places!!

[4:57:08 PM] Kel Grym: *is giddy*

[4:57:12 PM | Edited 4:58:01 PM] Jump Cut: *Jump Sits down in a pew*

[4:57:30 PM] Pwincess Huggies: *Sits in a seat*

[4:57:43 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d)

[4:57:50 PM] Jump Cut: (d)

[4:58:05 PM] Pwincess Huggies: Beautiful music isn't it?

[4:58:17 PM] Kel Grym: Yes

[4:58:19 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Yes, yes...

[4:58:22 PM] Pinkamena: ...

[4:58:22 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Now...

[4:58:31 PM] AlicornAcolyte: SILENCE!!!

[4:58:42 PM] Kel Grym: *farts*

[4:58:48 PM] Kel Grym: ...sorry.

[4:58:51 PM] Jump Cut: *facepalms*

[4:59:08 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Ahem...

[4:59:59 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Today, we have come together in this hallowed halls, to see the marriage of one and the other.

[5:00:16 PM] Kel Grym: *nods*

[5:00:19 PM] Pinkamena: ...

[5:00:33 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Is our Minister ready for his vows?

[5:00:41 PM] Kel Grym: You betcha.

[5:01:01 PM] AlicornAcolyte: What about his... Love?

[5:01:08 PM] Pinkamena: ...

[5:01:15 PM] Kel Grym: *looks at Pinkamena*

[5:01:19 PM] Kel Grym: Yes, she is.

[5:03:09 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Any last words minister?

[5:03:45 PM] Kel Grym: Why would you ask that, ha ha!

[5:04:05 PM] AlicornAcolyte: You are marrying Pinkamena after all.

[5:04:12 PM] Pinkamena: ...

[5:04:22 PM] Kel Grym: *looks at Pinkamena*

[5:04:33 PM] Kel Grym: I dont see what you're getting at.

[5:04:43 PM] Pwincess Huggies: ... ^u^

[5:05:18 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Nevermind. I'm sure you'll both be very happy. She's a killer catch.

[5:05:20 PM] Jorguil Ferris: talking about hitmare the game brillant so many ways to finish the levels and get the target.

[5:06:13 PM] Pwincess Huggies: brb

[5:07:12 PM] Jump Cut: *looks around the church*

[5:07:24 PM] Kel Grym: *taps foot*

[5:07:42 PM] Pinkamena: ...

[5:07:49 PM] Pwincess Huggies: Pwincess Huggies is back

[5:07:49 PM] AlicornAcolyte: We are waiting for Princess.

[5:07:59 PM] Kel Grym: *sighs*

[5:08:22 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Anyway, any objections or remarks?

[5:08:34 PM] Kel Grym: *looks around*

[5:08:47 PM] Jorguil Ferris: no objections just regards to the chef.

[5:09:02 PM] Jump Cut: no objections here

[5:10:25 PM] Kel Grym: *whispers 'vows'*

[5:10:43 PM] Pinkamena: ...

[5:11:51 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Well, enjoy each other throughout your life, I pronounce you now, man and wife. So let us hear through alcohol a hearty good cheer to one and all.

[5:12:14 PM] Kel Grym: *face palms*

[5:12:17 PM] Kel Grym: he did it wrong.

[5:12:20 PM] Pinkamena: ...

[5:12:48 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Those are the reformed vows.

[5:13:05 PM] Jump Cut: you allowed him to be in charge

[5:13:31 PM] Kel Grym: I know, but i thought he would at least say something that would necessitate both of us saying, "I do."

[5:13:59 PM] AlicornAcolyte: There were no objections.

[5:14:11 PM] Kel Grym: That's not the point -_-

[5:14:40 PM] AlicornAcolyte: We have a straightforward ceremony these days.

[5:14:52 PM] Jump Cut: like vegas

[5:15:14 PM] AlicornAcolyte: And now, it's lunch time.

[5:15:29 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Donations are accepted for the church in the back.

[5:16:12 PM] Kel Grym: ...alright then I'll do it for myself. I'm still a minister after all. Ahem...I do hereby solemly swear to take Pinkamena as my bride and love forever and ever...

[5:16:43 PM] Kel Grym: *turns to Pinkamena*

[5:17:07 PM] Kel Grym: And do you swear to take me as your husband forever and ever until death does us part?

[5:17:19 PM] Pinkamena: …I do...

[5:17:27 PM] Kel Grym: Splendid

[5:17:34 PM] Kel Grym: *Turns to Ali*

[5:17:50 PM] Kel Grym: Now say, "You may kiss the bride."

[5:18:40 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Please kiss her.

[5:19:19 PM] Kel Grym: *Turns to Pinkamena and very cautiously plants a loving kiss on her cold unfeeling lips.*

[5:19:28 PM] Pinkamena: ...

[5:19:40 PM] Kel Grym: I'm so excited!

[5:19:45 PM] Kel Grym: I'm married!

[5:19:56 PM] Jump Cut: *weakly and slowly claps*

[5:20:22 PM] AlicornAcolyte: This has cut into my lunch...

[5:20:48 PM | Edited 5:21:12 PM] Zizkil M.: *Claps loudly*

[5:20:50 PM] Kel Grym: pfft. Deputy Ministers don't get lunch.

[5:21:11 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Well at least none of use ate any of the treats she brought over ho boy would that just end the whole party.

[5:21:35 PM] Kel Grym: Why? Her baking tastes just fine to me.

[5:21:41 PM] Pinkamena: ...

[5:22:14 PM] Jorguil Ferris: you ate one didn't you?

[5:22:19 PM ] Zizkil M.: I hope pinkamena made cupcakes

[5:22:39 PM] Kel Grym: I did.

[5:22:44 PM] Kel Grym: It was kinda salty but not bad.

[5:22:47 PM] AlicornAcolyte: (d)

[5:23:03 PM] Jorguil Ferris: you might wana get checked.

[5:23:19 PM] Jump Cut: *lights cigar*

[5:23:24 PM] Kel Grym: ...

[5:23:26 PM] Kel Grym: ...

[5:23:28 PM] Kel Grym: ...

[5:23:31 PM] Kel Grym: oh dear.

[5:23:41 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Kell!?