All Aboard Team Zecora

Fight the night, down with Luna!

Minister Kel Grym, on 26 Jun 2014 - 9:06 PM, said:

 

Luna is loud, appeals to the crowd,

She may win the race, but she is fully laced,

 

With lack of quality, fans of frivolity,

Bring in an Orange,

Annoying like a squeaky door hinge,

 

Mistress of Rhyme, divine like good Lime,

In mixed margaritas, shared with Senoritas,

On a warm summer's day, Zecora paves the way

 

You want a rhyme with orange?

How about Luna's on the fringe?

And makes her sister cringe.

Near rhymes work in poetry,

Legit for the art, totally,

So what, if Luna's ahead?

Ha ha! Oh, woe is me!

I'd rather side with the rap genius,

Than pronoun confused 'royal-us',

That's a syringe full of singe, does it make you twinge?

Go on binges of many oranges.

 

 

Rhyming Intensifies

Minister Kel Grym, on 26 Jun 2014 - 10:40 PM, said:

This match is something big.

It's something I can dig.

Though I feel the game is rigged.

And Luna's head is wigged.

 

Zecora has an aura of wisdom,

And a plethora of rhyming rhythm,

She should be given Princessdom,

Instead of Luna, loud and dumb.

 

 

Luna is the name of the moon!

Oh please, what is this, a cartoon?

Her name is also where you get the word Loon!

 

You must switch your vote, to the one who smote Appleboom's cutie-pox,

Luna could not cope, so murder she wrote, In Nightmare's demon sox,

Zecora vanquished the joking flora,

But Luna, she wished for killing all ya!

With freezing pain, and starvation too,

Are you insane? Fixation like woo,

You don't know what you ask for,

Overthrow that wicked bore!

The Zebra will keep ya safe and healthy,

But Muerta is Luna. Wicked. Stealthy.

 

Trust the Enchantress,

Not wolf in sheep's dress,

Or suffer Luna's press,

Under Nightmare's duress.

 

Listen on Soundcloud.com

 

Minister Kel Grym, on 27 Jun 2014 - 12:27 PM, said:

 

You can vote for Luna, if ya like

But face it y'all, Zecora wins the fight

Luna might be the Princess of the Night

But Zecora the Enchantress is outta Sight

 

(Credit for Lyrics and recording to Rainblow Hash)

 

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fjL4D0HRov

 

Vocaroo_s0fjL4D0HRov.mp3

 

Source: The 2014 MLPF WORLD CUP: Round of 16 A: PRINCESS LUNA VS ZECORA

 

Calcination, Cohobotation, Deflagration,

Zecora can do without hesitation,

Nobody told me how fun it be to do alchemy,

Until Zecora showed me secrets untold,

How to make things even better than gold,

Get in on the action with Solifaction,

Show you a thing or two with Lunafaction,

Eye of newt and Cinnabar,

Take this potion and go far!

 

Got an itchy rash, or feel like you're gonna crash?

Mortar goes to mash, mix a herb and then a flash,

Witch doctor fixes the affliction,

A hard rocker of benediction,

 

Give yourself a new hope

Give Zecora your vote.

 

https://soundcloud.com/kel-grym/zecora-rap-002

 

Source: The 2014 MLPF WORLD CUP: Round of 16 A: PRINCESS LUNA VS ZECORA