12th Pony Waifu Marriage!

 

Jorguil X Rainbow Dash

 

(actually did this long time ago, but neglected to post)

 

(I'm so lazy)

 

Skype Wedding Transcript

[2:58:24 PM] Kel Grym: Alrighty then. Time for another wedding! Last of the Mane 6!

 

[2:58:33 PM] :Flutterblitz:: o.o

 

[2:58:53 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: all right then

 

[2:59:08 PM] Kel Grym patiently waits for everyone.

 

[2:59:19 PM] FreshFisherman: (d)

 

[2:59:25 PM] Jump Cut: *walks in*

 

[2:59:27 PM] :Flutterblitz: sits down with Fluttershy

 

[2:59:48 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: Chikoritacheezits sits next to Pinkie Pie

 

[2:59:50 PM] FreshFisherman: (d) o

 

[3:00:00 PM] Jorguil Ferris: *being pushed closer to the church by Ali* I still don't know..... *

 

[3:00:06 PM] Jump Cut sits next to Applejack

 

[3:00:20 PM] Kel Grym plays wedding music

 

[3:00:27 PM] FreshFisherman: Oh, Jorguil. Take the plunge

 

[3:00:39 PM] Pinkie: Oh boy who's getting married this time?

 

[3:00:56 PM] Applejack: I think its Rainbow

 

[3:01:20 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here today to celebrate the holy matrimony of Jorguil Ferris and Rainbow Dash...for some reason.

 

[3:02:10 PM] FreshFisherman: *receives check from shady person in trenchcoat*

 

[3:02:19 PM] Pinkie: oh oh hi dashie great job you're getting married

 

[3:02:43 PM] Kel Grym: I see the groom is present. Is the bride here yet?

 

[3:03:22 PM] Applejack: looks like you crossed the finish line finally

 

[3:03:27 PM] Rainbow Dash: *near the entrance having a talk with Twilight about something*

 

[3:03:39 PM] Pinkie: oh hi twilight you're here too

 

[3:03:39 PM] FreshFisherman:

 

[3:04:02 PM] Kel Grym: ...

 

[3:04:06 PM] Kel Grym: Rainbow?

 

[3:04:10 PM] FreshFisherman: Twi, why are you here?

 

[3:06:07 PM] RainbowDash: Well I know this pony is odd.

 

[3:06:31 PM] Kel Grym blinks

 

[3:06:53 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: something is going on

 

[3:07:19 PM] Kel Grym: What do you mean Rainbow?

 

[3:08:51 PM] Rainbow Dash: Well what about my time to hang out with you and the others Twilight?

 

[3:09:34 PM] Pinkie: instead of being anti social as usual

 

[3:09:36 PM] Jorguil Ferris: *standing at the front*

 

[3:10:18 PM] Fluttershy: C'mon Dashie, you don't wanna be late for your own wedding...

 

[3:10:55 PM] Pinkie: yeah dashie come on

 

[3:11:20 PM] Twilight: Go on Rainbow you know it isn't all that bad.

 

[3:11:25 PM] Kel Grym pulls out a sammich

 

[3:11:50 PM] Jorguil Ferris: So whats going on I can't hear them from here.

 

[3:12:00 PM] Kel Grym chews thoughtfully

 

[3:12:34 PM] FreshFisherman: *throws a fresh fish at Jorguil*

 

[3:12:40 PM] FreshFisherman: Come on...

 

[3:13:33 PM] Rainbow Dash: *Walking in with a ego big enough to suffocate a pony*

 

[3:14:13 PM] Kel Grym finishes sammich

 

[3:14:48 PM ] Twilight: "You can do it Rainbow, better take a seat."

 

[3:15:11 PM ] Applejack: for a pony goin fast all the time you sure did take a while to get this thing started.

 

[3:15:33 PM] Pinkie: Don't make me pull out the 2 hours later card

 

[3:16:01 PM] Rainbow Dash: Well Applejack all the better to save the best for last.

 

[3:16:34 PM] Applejack: *rolls eyes*

 

[3:17:42 PM] Jorguil Ferris: *Noticing the Pony walk up the center* "Rainbow Dash is here time to be the best I can."

 

[3:19:06 PM] Kel Grym: Are we ready? I don't know how much more I can stomach watching the namby pamby encouragements and all.

 

[3:19:31 PM] Lyra: *Lyra intensifies*

 

[3:19:41 PM] ChikoritaCheezits: Pinkie even i'm getting bored lets do this

 

[3:19:54 PM] :Flutterblitz:: Let's get this show on the road.

 

[3:19:56 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Well I am Ready

 

[3:20:15 PM] FreshFisherman: (d)

 

[3:20:32 PM] Rainbow Dash: Well I am here, sorry it wasn't more epic.

 

[3:20:51 PM] Kel Grym: Okay then. Do you Jorguil Ferris take RainbowDash as you wife, and do you RainbowDash take Jorguil Ferris as your husband?

 

[3:21:09 PM] Princess Sugar Cuddles: *cries*

 

[3:21:22 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Yes I do

 

[3:21:59 PM] Rainbow Dash: *sweats* Yeah

 

[3:22:01 PM] Pinkie: *crying* so romantic

 

[3:22:13 PM] Kel Grym: Ok. Any objections?

 

[3:22:24 PM] FreshFisherman: (angel)

 

[3:22:49 PM] Kel Grym glares at the congregation

 

[3:23:01 PM] Jump Cut: *sits watching attentively*

 

[3:23:13 PM] Kel Grym: Doesn't look like it. Good.

 

[3:23:17 PM] FreshFisherman: (d)

 

[3:23:44 PM] Kel Grym: Congratulations. You're man and wife. You can kiss now.

 

[3:23:59 PM] Jorguil Ferris: ......

 

[3:24:00 PM] FreshFisherman: Weddings are the perfect parties.

 

[3:24:19 PM] Pinkie: did someone say party

 

[3:24:23 PM] Fluttershy: Yay.

 

[3:24:30 PM] FreshFisherman: (^)

 

[3:24:45 PM] Rainbow Dash: Stop being so soft *Tackles him to the ground kissing Jorguil*

 

[3:24:55 PM] FreshFisherman: Woah...

 

[3:24:57 PM] Jump Cut: *claps*

 

[3:24:59 PM] Kel Grym: sigh...finally.

 

[3:25:12 PM] Kel Grym Jumps on moped and speeds out of church

 

 

 

As the Minister speeds away into the sunset he considers his accomplishment of finally marrying off the mane 6.

 

While this wedding was uneventful, drawn out, and threatened to make him vomit out his sammich, he can't help but feel a sort of swelling pride in his continuing work to marry off fictional characters to people on the internet.

 

Perhaps one day it would lead to world peace. Perhaps not. Perhaps it would trigger an apocalypse.

 

Who knows?

 

But today is a glorious day, for the Minister has come to a decision.

 

As of right now, the Minister has repealed his initial rule of never marrying the same pony twice!

 

That's right folks. If you have a tulpa you wish to wed, the Minister will be more than happy to arrange wedding services for you!

 

(I may regret this)

Source: Minister KelGrym's Religious Services