14th Pony Waifu Wedding

Luna831 X Luna

 

Just goes to show how plans change on the fly.

Had other weddings planned but this one happened first.

 

 

 

Skype Wedding Transcript

 

[3:35:21 PM] Kel Grym: Alright, Alright

 

[3:35:24 PM] Kel Grym: Silence!

 

[3:35:34 PM] Kel Grym: *wedding music plays*

 

[3:35:39 PM] ghostfacekiller39: clop

 

[3:35:39 PM] ChikoritaBrony: it's time

 

[3:35:39 PM] AlicornAcolyte:

 

[3:36:05 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Ghost that is lemons.

 

[3:36:15 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here today, on this happy and joyous occasion, to join this man and this alicorn princess in holy matrimony.

 

[3:36:26 PM] Kel Grym: Is the groom present?

 

[3:36:39 PM] ChikoritaBrony:

[3:36:44 PM] Jump Cut:

 

[3:36:54 PM] hwut:

 

[3:37:08 PM] Jorguil Ferris:

 

[3:37:31 PM] ChikoritaBrony: one of these emoticons is not like the others

 

[3:37:43 PM] hwut:

 

[3:37:56 PM] Jump Cut: damn dude

 

[3:38:04 PM] Jorguil Ferris: mix that!

 

[3:38:13 PM ] AlicornAcolyte: I thought I was a drunk...

 

[3:38:32 PM] hwut: gotta have one for each hand

 

[3:38:38 PM] Jump Cut: nope your not the only one today

 

[3:39:31 PM] Kel Grym: The groom is new to skype. Please standby

 

[3:39:37 PM] ChikoritaBrony: this wedding will get tipsy

 

[3:39:42 PM] Luna831: ok

 

[3:39:49 PM] Kel Grym: Excellent.

 

[3:39:59 PM] Jump Cut: ah ha!

 

[3:40:01 PM] Kel Grym: The groom is present. Is the bride here as well?

 

[3:40:05 PM] ChikoritaBrony: i love a good wedding

 

[3:40:11 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Somebody read my post..

 

[3:40:24 PM] Jump Cut: about that new bakery place?

 

[3:40:40 PM] Luna: Tis a yes, I am here.

 

[3:40:43 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Cheesed it!

 

[3:42:08 PM] Kel Grym: Alright then. Do you user Luna831, take this pony alicorn princess, to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, and changeling invasions, till death do you part?

 

[3:42:11 PM] ChikoritaBrony: well looks like everyone is getting drunk at the reception

 

[3:42:35 PM] Jump Cut: yup ^^

 

[3:42:59 PM] Luna831: yes i do

 

[3:43:04 PM] :Flutterdash:: Actually it's Garth Brooks

 

[3:43:24 PM] hwut: >tfw I cannot differentiate the two via voice

 

[3:43:29 PM] :Flutterdash:: wait, he might've just done a cover.

 

[3:43:35 PM] :Flutterdash:: idk

 

[3:43:48 PM] Kel Grym: And do you, Luna, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness, and in health, through tornadoes and meteor showers, until death does you part?

 

[3:44:08 PM] Luna: Tis a yes, I really do

 

[3:44:30 PM] Kel Grym: Splendid. Any objections to this union?

 

[3:44:34 PM] ChikoritaBrony: enope

 

[3:44:39 PM] hwut: Neigh

 

[3:44:41 PM] ChikoritaBrony: Pinkie: none over here

 

[3:44:51 PM] :Flutterdash:: Nope

 

[3:44:51 PM] AlicornAcolyte:

 

[3:44:54 PM] Jump Cut: nuhu

 

[3:44:59 PM] Jorguil Ferris: I see none.

 

[3:45:10 PM] Fluttershy: Umm..no,none here.

 

[3:45:19 PM] Applejack: all clear partner

 

[3:45:42 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Actually in technicality isn't he in a polygamy since she is multiple personalities?

 

[3:45:59 PM] Kel Grym: umm...no

 

[3:46:01 PM] ChikoritaBrony: shhh we don't talk about that

 

[3:46:04 PM] :Flutterdash:: lol

 

[3:46:14 PM] Luna831: If that is the case i can marry nightmare moon too?

 

[3:46:23 PM] AlicornAcolyte: Lol

 

[3:46:29 PM] Jump Cut: dat eternal night

 

[3:46:29 PM] Kel Grym: Same thing

 

[3:46:35 PM] Nightmare Moon: Tis yes, I take him as my hubsand.

 

[3:46:49 PM] Kel Grym: Without further ado, in the name of Celestia most high, I pronounce you man and wife (wives?).

 

[3:47:01 PM] :Flutterdash:: Hmm..maybe I should Marry Flutterbat as well.

 

[3:47:02 PM] hwut: Fleetfoot is currently passed out in my car, and unavailable for comment

 

[3:47:11 PM] Kel Grym: You may kiss the bride(s)

 

 

[3:47:16:PM] Luna831 and Luna (NightmareMoon?) Kiss passionately.

 

[3:47:18 PM] ChikoritaBrony: Pinkie: *launches celebration party cannon*

 

[3:47:31 PM] AlicornAcolyte: What a nice wedding! So gotta Tweet it...

 

[3:47:35 PM] ghostfacekiller39: [censored by the Minister]

 

[3:47:38 PM] Jump Cut: *claps*

 

[3:47:39 PM] hwut: #wedding

 

[3:47:40 PM] Fluttershy tosses confetti

 

[3:47:50 PM] hwut: #love

 

[3:48:02 PM] :Flutterdash::

 

[3:48:04 PM] Jump Cut: *Applejack twirls her hat*

 

[3:48:22 PM] AlicornAcolyte:

 

[3:48:22 PM] Jorguil Ferris: Ghost whats with these lemons?

 

[3:48:32 PM] ghostfacekiller39: *Rarity dries tears of joy with handkerchief*

 

[3:48:33 PM] Fleetfoot wakes up for just long enough to do a fireworks flyby

 

[3:48:54 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Better than what I did at Flutterdash's and Fluttershy's wedding

 

[3:49:02 PM] Rarity: I'm still peeved about that.

 

[3:49:02 PM] :Flutterdash:: @Jorguil: He plans on burning the Chruch down....with the lemons.

 

[3:49:17 PM] ChikoritaBrony: how exactly

 

[3:49:35 PM] ghostfacekiller39: Don't talk shit about lemons, Chikorita.

 

[3:49:40 PM] ghostfacekiller39: They're OP

 

[3:49:50 PM] Luna831: how do i tweet this for proof?

 

 

And that is that.

 

Congrats, Luna831, you are officially married to Luna!

 

And I sincerely hope, you guys appreciate the effort I went through, to find and paste all those emoticons that don't translate over from skype to my posts...

 

*grumbles*

 

Congregation is always making me work harder

Source: Minister KelGrym's Religious Services