Oh geez. They put Phoenix instead of Ludicrous. Idiots. Well, let's see what our first case is...

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"Wha... what are y-you doing? AUGH!"

"What have I done?!"

"I can't get caught! Not like this!"

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August 3, 9:27 AM

District Court

Defendant Lobby No. 2

Boy, am I nervous. I'm real damn nervous!

Come on, Ludicrous, play it cool!

Oh, god, what do I say?

"Uh..."

Say something, anything, dammit!

"Um, tank- thanks."

Way to play it smooth.

"Actually" (don't say it!) "it's because I owe him a favor."

And... you said it.

"Well, yeah. I actually owe my current job to him. He's one of the reasons I became a lawyer. I'm gonna help him out in any way possible!"

Nice save. Now be more careful.

"Do you have the ti-"

Oh god, it is.

"Yeah... that's him."

"Yeah, it does."

Great conclusion, Sherlock!

"Hey there, Larry."

"What?! What's wrong, Larry?"

Well, the papers say it was you.

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My name is Ludicrous Wright. Here's the story:

My first case is a fairly simple one. A young woman was murdered in her apartment. The guy that they arrested was the unlucky sap dating her - Larry Butz, my best friend from grade school. Our school had a saying: "If something smells, it's usually the Butz." It was a pretty hilarious saying.

In the twenty-three years I've known Larry, it's mostly true. He has a knack for getting himself in trouble. One thing is clear though - it's usually not his fault. He just has terrible luck. But I know better than anyone that he's a good guy at heart with a horrible surname.

That, and I owe him one. Which is why I took the case - to clear his name. And that's just what I'm going to do!

But first, I need to watch some Friendship is Magic.

END OF PART

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So what did you guys think? Did you like it? Would you like more?