[12:50:46 PM] Kel Grym: Hola

 

[12:51:15 PM] Kel Grym: So then. Shall we proceed?

 

[12:51:31 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall: More than ever. "Let us."

 

[12:51:40 PM] Kel Grym: Alrighty then

 

[12:51:48 PM] Kel Grym: *wedding music plays*

 

[12:52:12 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall: *Looks to the catherdral doors*

 

[12:52:30 PM] ChikoritaBrony: all right wedding

 

[12:53:33 PM] Kel Grym: Ladies and gentlecolts, we are gathered here on this auspicious, and debatably suspicious day, to celebrate the union of gender non specified humanoid, and psychic entity.

 

[12:53:51 PM] Emily M: Wow

 

[12:54:02 PM] Obsidian Sky: i have tears in my eyes... ;_;

 

[12:54:33 PM] Kel Grym: I see that the groom is present. How about the bride?

 

[12:55:07 PM] Rarity: *Clears throat* "Right here, minister."

 

[12:55:28 PM] Kel Grym looks at Rarity and has an overwhelming feeling of deja vu.

 

[12:55:39 PM] Pinkie: Rarity is getting married again! Wow!

 

[12:55:43 PM] Obsidian Sky: She is so beautiful when she is she. ;_;

 

[12:56:16 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall looks at Pinkie and thinks: "She never was married to begin with... at least not this one."

 

[12:56:36 PM] ChikoritaBrony covers Pinkie's mouth

 

[12:57:24 PM] Kel Grym: Yes, well, I have been informed that this Rarity is indeed a completely different Rarity from Ghostie's Rarity....at least according to this sketchy birth certificate i recieved in the mail.

 

[12:57:31 PM] Kel Grym waves birth certificate

 

[12:57:43 PM] Pinkie: Oh not not the mirror pond again!

 

[12:57:54 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall glares at Pinkie.

 

[12:57:59 PM] Obsidian Sky: Is polygamy legal in Equestria?

 

[12:58:05 PM] Emily M: *sits quietly and watches*

 

[12:58:06 PM] ChikoritaBrony covers Pinkie's mouth again.

 

[12:58:09 PM] Kel Grym: probably.

 

[12:58:19 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall: She is a separate entity.

 

[12:58:30 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall: Two ponies, both sharing appearance and mindset.

 

[12:58:38 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall: LEGALLY and TECHNICALLY different.

 

[12:58:45 PM] ChikoritaBrony waits for Pinkie to calm down then takes his hand off.

 

[12:58:49 PM] Kel Grym: Yes.

 

[12:59:46 PM] Kel Grym: In anycase, Do you Asterian Elire Starfall, take Rarity to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickeness and in health, with or without insurance, and bad hair days as well?

 

[1:01:09 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall nods, looking Rarity in the eyes. "In darkest times and brightest days, she's the one who guides my ways. I do."

 

[1:01:29 PM] Rarity: *Blushes and awws*

 

[1:02:14 PM] Obsidian Sky: She looks so beautiful when she blushes... ;_;

 

[1:02:38 PM] ChikoritaBrony: obsidian are you trying to go for rarity too?

 

[1:03:02 PM] Kel Grym: Terrific. And Rarity...if that is your real name...do you take this person to be you lawfully wedded mate, through good and bad, through dirt and grime, until the bitter and depressing end that all mortals face?

 

[1:03:17 PM] Obsidian Sky: Im just admiring the bride. Shes so pwetty...

 

[1:03:35 PM] Rarity: *Sighs passionately* "I do. With all my heart, I do!"

 

[1:03:48 PM] Kel Grym: Alright...anyone against this union?

 

[1:04:05 PM] ChikoritaBrony: nope

 

 

[1:04:07 PM] Pinkie: nah

 

[1:04:21 PM] Obsidian Sky: I gagged Spike before the medding!

 

[1:04:40 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall stifles a laugh.

 

[1:05:22 PM] Kel Grym: Hmm...seems all is well then. Asterian, Rarity, i do prounounce ye hitched in the name of Celestia's Radiant Spirit. Y'all can smooch now.

 

[1:05:42 PM] Obsidian Sky: She is so beautiful shen she passionately sighs... ;_;

 

[1:05:45 PM] ChikoritaBrony just watches happily

 

[1:06:01 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall and Rarity come together in a loving, affectionate kiss.

 

[1:06:11 PM] Obsidian Sky: ;_;

 

[1:06:22 PM] Kel Grym is beside himself with how smoothly this wedding went.

 

[1:07:12 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall and Rarity break apart and look to Kel Grym.

 

[1:07:43 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall: Thank you, minister. You've...

 

[1:08:08 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall: *Looks to Rarity* You both have made me the happiest I've been.

 

[1:09:01 PM] Rarity: "Darling minister, if there's ever anything we can do to repay you for your services..."

 

[1:09:15 PM] Kel Grym holds out hand

 

[1:09:21 PM] Kel Grym: That'll be $200.

 

[1:09:49 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall and Rarity laugh, unable to contain ourselves.

 

[1:09:57 PM] Kel Grym blinks...

 

[1:10:00 PM] Kel Grym: No I'm serious.

 

[1:10:16 PM] Asterian Élire Starfall gives Kel Grym the money.