Ok, first, I should explain what this blog is about. My mind has this weird thing where it will sometimes spontaneously come up with hilarious, random things that have absolutely NOTHING to do with what's going on at the moment. I actually stole the name of this blog from Hyperbole and a Half. Anyway, so these entries will consist of the title saying the context, and then the actual post saying what happened. Like this is today's.

SENTENCE: My other name doesn't speak flamingo.

I was talking to my sis in my aunt's basement, and there was a moment of awkward silence. I filled it by saying what popped into my head at that moment, and me and my sister just broke out laughing. Ah, good times.