back in october, a few days before halloween(and before i started watching mlp, even though i had seen doctor whooves and assistant), my mom bought my little sister some hair chalk, so i decided i would try it to see if it worked, it did, and my hair was pink, well, not entirely, but the front was a dark brownish-pink and any part the light hit directly was pink, so close enough. the next day, my mom also bought her hair gel that's supposed to work on girls, and i thought "hair gel for girls? girl's hair is too long for hair gel, how does that work?" so i said i would try some. my little sister passed be the bottle and i put some on my hand. how was it? let's just say when i put it on my hand the only way i could tell it apart from industrial strength carpenter glue was the fact it said "hair glue" on the bottle. i put the little bit of hair "glue" into my hair and pulled up. it immediately stuck straight up, kind of like a horn, and without thinking, i said out loud, "i look like a f*cking my little pony" (still not sure if im allowed to swear on this website, but i'm guessing no because it's about my little pony) then, i turned around to my little sister and went " HELLO THERE. MY NAME IS PINKLE TWINKLE". and that's the story of how i became a unicorn.