1. Only in America... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... Are the handicap spots in front of the skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick go to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4.Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the front desks.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we never wanted to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hotdogs in packs of ten and hotdog buns in packs of 8.

9. Only in America... do we use the word "Politics" to describe the process so well; "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and tics meaning "blood sucking creatures".

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up atm machines with braille lettering..