>10 years old

>Watching all the Shrek movies

>Suddenly, my parents announce "We're going to California! It's going to be a long road trip, though!"

>Everyone gets ready

>I take my DVDs of all the Shrek movies and my portable DVD player

>I watch them in the car

>We start driving

>Gets mid-way into Shrek 2

>Suddenly, my brother says "My god, haven't you watched those movies enough?"

>He gets angry and pries the portable DVD player out of my hands.

>He takes out the DVD of Shrek 2 and puts in the Lord of the Rings

>Tells parents

>They just say "He's right, you should stop watching those over and over again. It's getting annoying."

>Is in a bad mood now

>A few hours later, my parents are complaining about an onion smell

>We've gone by a farm, so that's how they explain it.

>Suddenly, I see a large green figure running towards the car.

>It keeps getting closer.

>I think it's a mirage

>Suddenly, it gets right next to one of the car doors

>It's Shrek himself!

>He breaks the door right off

>He takes out the portable DVD player out of my brother's hands

>He ejects the Lord of the Rings DVD.

>He smashes it with his powerful ogre hands.

>My dad tries to call the police

>Shrek takes the phone out of my dad's hands and throws it into the streets

>He says "If you do this again, I'll be coming for YOU!"

>Shrek leaves

>My family is scarred for life

>Is happy now

>Shrek is love, Shrek is life