Silver Melody: Hello everypony! Silver Melody here. Today i have somepony special with me, say hello Rosemary.

Rosemary: Um...hello..everypony..nice to meet you...

Silver Melody: Don't ya worry folks, she's just a bit shy; so let's move on to the actually story, shall we? Don't worry so much, Rosemary; they won't bite, much.

Rosemary: *Squeaks quietly*

Silver Melody: I'm just kiddin Rosemary, so lets see...

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Yesterday, i had to work in Apploosa; though i wish it were under better circumstances. I said goodbye to my family and friends and headed south for the western town, though i was relieved to hear there weren't many customers as usual. I stopped when i heard the manager saying somethin about a new employee coming to work there; i was curious ad asked, and this is what he said,

"Oh don't worry, i'm not going to fire ya; just adding another to the team. With those busy nights, you always seem to be under a lot of stress. So we hired another waitress here."

Though i saw nothin wrong with it, i was just worried that the local stallions who come here to drink will try and pull a fast one. So i told the new mare to watch her flank; and that these patrons get a little rowdy. She nodded and we got to work, nothing happens mind you; that is until i'm on break.

"What's a good looking mare like you doing in a place like this?"

I respond promptly and politely say, "I'm trying to enjoy my drink, do you mind?" of course he doesn't try it again and moves on. Now comes the worst thing to happen since i kicked that stallion's flank out the door. Another customer decides to try and hit on the new mare working at the bar, but i yank him away and sit him down back where he belongs.

She thanks me and i continue my performance, singing to my hearts content; she often praises me for my voice, but i think she's just bein modest. Its going great, that is; until a stallion tries to come up on stage with me. So I play along until he does something he really regretted,

"Excuse me mares and stallions, i have an announcement to make" I hoped he wouldn't do it, but oh celestia, was I wrong.

"Me and miss melody here are gonna show you stallions how a true couple act together." he makes an advance and i turn away, letting him know i have no such intentions of being his mare.

"Oh come on now, Miss Melody, nopony here will think badly of ya; just give me one right here." Of course i refuse to lower myself to his standards, and him bein drunk isn't helping matters. But i decide to humor him and decide to teach him a lesson.

"Alright, but on one condition" he looks at me confused, butt manages to answer me.

"And what might that be?" i have to really get him good; so i reply,

"Close your eyes, and when i count to ten; you open 'em, got it?" Everypony in the room grows quiet, unsure if they want to see this or not; but i shush them and gesture what will happen. But all get the picture and i ready myself, and begin countin.

"One....two...three...four...five...Ten!!" i draw back and buck him across the room and into a few tables, a bit dazed, he somehow manages to get up.

"Woo wee! We got a fiesty one!" how he was even able to stand still confounds me to this day. I just wish he would have stayed down, cause what he does next is just plain stupid.

"I gotta say, you one tough mare; but i'm tougher. So... will you go out with me, miss?" This one's persistence is amazing, in a stupid, yet idiotic way. Of course i say no, i'm not going to date a drunk stallion; even if he was the last one in equestria.

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Silver Melody: Now i know you guys think this was dirty, but how else was he suppose to learn his place; i don't have the tolerance for stallions who're drunk as sailors.

Rosemary: You didn't have to hurt him...

Silver Melody: Rose, if you had my job, you wouldn't be sayin that. These stallions have no self control around mares; what do you think they'd do to you if you were one of the waitresses?

Rosemary: Um... well...I-I... I don't know.

Silver Melody: Exactly! now let's continue, shall we?

Rosemary: Oh, okay...

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So as i was sayin, i wouldn't date him if he was the last one alive. So i turn to leave, but he grabs a hold of my hoof, a big mistake.

"Stupid git, let go of me." I yanks my hoof free, but does it again but to my other side. Now i've reached my tolerance limit and put my hoof right across his face, this makes him let go, and for good measure; i buck him again out the door and into the street.

Everypony is the establishment seems to laugh at him, if you guys didn't know, every stallion gets this treatment for being rude and touching something that they ain't supposed to. But he learned that the hard way, and hasn't tried it again ever since. There will always be more like him, but the new mare is thankful i helped her out. And we have been good friend ever since.

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Silver Melody: So that ends this story, so Rose, still feel i was in the wrong?

Rosemary: I do hope he'll be alright, i mean...

Silver Melody: I only broke his pride, so don't worry; he'll be fine. So now that we got that cleared up; hope you all enjoyed it! and have a lovely night!