Dear Princess Trollestia,

Today has been another eventful day, to say the least. Spring semester is over, and summer has started. I think the classes I'm taking won't be too bad. Today I stayed at school a little longer than usual. In that time, I bought my books and necessary software, and certified my hours so I get my money for all this. I got a spicy burrito, too. It was rather tasty.

On the way back, the pegasi must have messed something up. Today was unusually hot for May, and the thunderstorm occurred thirty minutes before schedule. These complications meant that I was oven baked and then steam-cooked. This mistake nearly burnt my ass with five lightning strikes within a radius of ~400 meters as I was walking to my car. The rogue Pegasus causing this great dilemma must surely be found and held trial for this. Such atrocities must not be allowed to continue!

In other news, I found not one, but two new bronies at school today. One was wearing a Doctor Whooves shirt, and the other had a mane six wallpaper on his laptop. Since we are in the same class, I expect to see him again. I need ideas on how to troll this guy. Please send me your advice. I await patiently.

Your faithful admiral,

Regulus