Alright here is a better story.

Once upon a time:

Dar wuz liek da blod evrywere nd bloding ot hyperrealistic blod nd da bleedingz wuz al bad so dey snt it to da spce. u dnt rmbr dis bcuz u wuz da 1 blodingz den a skeleton popped out!!

The End.

Boom candy.

Beat that.

Straighten out the grammar and maybe i just might.

But the grammer errors are half the terror.

Fine.

Once Upon A Time:

There was like blood everywhere and bleeding out hyperrealistic blood and the bleeding was all bad so they sent it in to the space. You don't remember thus because you were the one bleeding then a skeleton popped out!!

The End.

Know when someone is joking, dude. lol.

ITS BAD ENOUGH I HAD TO TRANSLATE WHATEVER I WROTE BUT NOW I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO CONVEY SARCASM THROUGH TEXT ON A SCREEN!??!