So, I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out that it was the story all about how Jaden Smith's life got flipped turned upside down. You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of his school when a couple of guys (who were up to no good) started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared! And said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs!"